StretBeingStret

Description: You must obey the shroom or SHROOM. GO. BOOM.

Description: It has been brought to our attention that your fiery toots are the main source of climate change. In order to reverse global warming, we please insist you immediately change your diet and refrain from eating dairy or high-fiber foods. And, please, for the love of God, NO. MORE. BEANS. (White variant for printing on dark colors.)

Description: What happens when you hold Fick Nury upside down? Only one way to find out. If wearing this on a garment, use caution when doing a hand stand. (White variant for printing on dark colors.)

Description: Does that weird face in your coffee foam make you uneasy? I’m here to reassure you that it’s okay to take a sip. It is in fact delicious! It is in fact COFFEE TIME!

Description: Years ago, someone hacked Hank's iCal and changed EVERYDAY to NECK DAY. A cruel joke or a stroke of genius? You decide.

Description: Meet Steve (the tonsil) and Jerry (the tongue). Two good friends who are quite literally inseparable. They spent years together working as computer programmers, but have since been enjoying the retired life. They spend most of their days hanging around and shooting the breeze. Jerry has a taste for talking, and luckily for him, Steve is a good listener.

Description: Invite a blast of color into your life with this vibrant band of characters inspired by the imagination of a 5-year-old. It's like becoming fast friends with a rainbow (if said rainbow had a variety of weird faces.)

Description: It’s still possible to raise some heck even if your big boy bike is in the shop. So grab that trike and ghost ride the whip!

Description: BEEP BEEP BEEP.... SMASH. You may have felt like this on occasion or maybe EVERY FREAKING MORNING! Lose an hour?!?!? ....SMASH

Description: Get SHREDDED like this bag of chips, but don’t get SALTY when he forgets to wipe down the equipment after a brutal leg day.

Description: Who has two thumbs and is the most fun guy with the most fungi you will find plastered to a wall? THIS GUY. He's just looking for someone to hang out with.

Description: This bowl of unsettling noodles may spin you a spooky yarn or horror-filled tall tale. It may also claim to be close friends with a slender guy, Matt, Jeff and some Ben guy who lives in a cave. Or more than likely it will just stare at you in the creepiest way possible.

Description: NOM NOM delicious burger... OMG FACE!

Description: A culmination of weirdness reminding you to live life free and to the fullest... and don't forget to LIVE WEIRD!

Description: Living deep in the world of imagination, Mappy and his trusty sidekick, Lulu, travel in search of adventure and... cookies.

Description: Join team Stret with this fresh logo gear. It's just Stret Bieng Stret y'all!

Description: The ultimate mashup of the adorable fun-loving animals, the Quokka and the Manatee.

Description: The hills have eyes! And mouths... and teeth? OMG RUN

Description: Don't worry the dodo will be right back. Thanks Science!

Description: Rise to the challenge and get CPR certified! You could save someone's life!

Description: For all those fans of fonts and fawns.