Description: You’re not just my type — You complete my character set. Every line, every curve, every little space between us… it just fits. This tee’s for the lovers who speak in fonts, flirt in italics, and believe great design — like great love — is all in the details. Because when it’s right, it’s perfectly aligned.
Description: Comic Sans and Papyrus slide into a bar. The bartender doesn’t even flinch. “We don’t serve your type here,” he mumbles, deadpan. Can’t blame him. One’s a walking meme, the other’s still living off Avatar royalties. (Yeah, we see you, James Cameron.) This tee’s for the typophiles. The font freaks. The kerning kings. The leading legends. Because some fonts just don’t belong. Not here. Not ever.
Description: This one celebrates Paul Keating—Australia’s greatest post-war Prime Minister and a true believer with a tongue like a whip. Quick with a quip and quicker with conviction, Keating didn’t just lead—he challenged, provoked, and inspired. In December 1992, he delivered the now-iconic Redfern Speech, a bold and unflinching moment that marked a turning point in Australia’s reckoning with its treatment of First Nations people. With raw honesty, he called on white Australians to face the truth of our shared history. Born in Bankstown and built tough, Keating’s working-class roots gave him the grit—and the heart—to shape a more just and inclusive nation.
Description: This one celebrates Paul Keating—Australia’s greatest post-war Prime Minister and a true believer with a tongue like a whip. Quick with a quip and quicker with conviction, Keating didn’t just lead—he challenged, provoked, and inspired. In December 1992, he delivered the now-iconic Redfern Speech, a bold and unflinching moment that marked a turning point in Australia’s reckoning with its treatment of First Nations people. With raw honesty, he called on white Australians to face the truth of our shared history. Born in Bankstown and built tough, Keating’s working-class roots gave him the grit—and the heart—to shape a more just and inclusive nation.
Description: On 18 June 2013, Josh Kennedy rose again, above a desperate Iraqi defence to nod Australia into the 2014 World Cup. In that moment, the chosen one from Wodonga became football’s unlikely messiah, delivering salvation with a single, sacred header. The faithful at Stadium Australia looked on as, in the 83rd minute, a miracle unfolded before their eyes — the resurrection of hope. He didn’t walk on water, but he did ascend when it mattered most.
Description: Mouth agape. History made. Aziz Behich has just etched his name into Australian football folklore — alongside legends like John Aloisi, Josh Kennedy, Tim Cahill, Mile Jedinak, and Andrew Redmayne. He became the latest in a rare line of Socceroos to deliver in the most pressurised of moments… World Cup qualification.
Description: If Australian football had its own Mount Rushmore, these legends would be first in line to be chiselled in: the iconic Johnny Warren, trailblazing Joe Marston, and modern-day mastermind Ange Postecoglou — three giants who helped shape the game we love. This design isn’t just something to wear — it’s a nod to the history, the passion, and the people who made it all happen.
Description: The chosen one. Our Melbourne messiah. Forever immortalised with a game plan straight from the heavens. Behind him, In Ange We Trust shines like the gospel of good football. After all, you can’t spell angel without Ange—and this one wears a tracksuit, not a robe. A true Aussie icon.
Description: This isn’t pretty — it’s powerful. It's for the ones who hit hard, chase harder, and leave everything on the pitch. For the fearless, the fired-up, the ones who never back down. It’s grit in your teeth and pride on your chest. A fist in the air and dirt on your knees. No apologies. No shortcuts. Just pure, unapologetic hustle. Wear it like armour. Own it like truth. Play like a girl.
Description: By George, Mr. Best's musings were legendary! Who could forget gems like, "In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life." Best was always unapologetically himself, famously admitting, "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." Even when compared to others, his humour shone through, saying, "There have been a few players described as the new George Best over the years, but Ronaldo is the first time it's been a compliment to me." And when it came to his legacy, he put it simply: "They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me."
Description: Sam Kerr is a fearless fusion of power and purpose—a modern feminist war cry brought to life in the “We Can Do It” design, with Kerr front and centre, blazing with intent in her Matildas kit. Her stance is pure defiance, her gaze unshakable, as the iconic slogan thunders behind her: We Can Do It. Not maybe. Not one day. Now. This isn’t just about football—it’s about fighting for every girl who’s been told she can’t. With every detail, the design radiates grit, fire, and unrelenting belief. It’s not merch. It’s a manifesto. A fist in the air. A promise kept. A revolution in motion.
