Strip Tees

Description: Thou shalt not pass!

Description: Matilda. Legend.

Description: Scoring goals for over 40 years.

Description: Here’s our version of the mascot Australia should’ve taken to the 1974 World Cup in West Germany: Roo-dy ’74 — a wide-eyed kangaroo in a too-proud-to-care Socceroos kit, rocking the ultimate Aussie accessory, a classic cork hat. He didn’t score goals, but he dodged flies with elite agility and bounced into Bavarian hearts with every hop. With a pouch full of underdog spirit and a face that said “what’s offside?”, Roo-dy wasn’t just a mascot — he was a vibe. Not officially recognised by FIFA, but forever part of Aussie football folklore.

Description: Kick off the day with a Kickaburra.

Description: Dream team.

Description: Spell it out… M-A-T-I-L-D-A-S!

Description: From the pouch to the pitch. A retro-inspired take on a baby kangaroo, cheeky and full of energy — a playful nod to the Matildas of tomorrow.

Description: Matildas. Mates. Hip. Mateship.

Description: Come a waltzing Matildas with me…

Description: It’s part of what makes us who we are. We NEVER EVER give up.

Description: The key building block within the midfield wall.

Description: From Meisl to Messi, the False Nine has been disorientating defences for 90 years.

Description: We love all sports… soccer, 'wog ball', sokkah, association rules, and of course football.

Description: The language of football is everywhere.

Description: In Japan, they called it a national tragedy. In Australia, we know it as one of the greatest nights of our lives.

Description: In Japan, they called it a national tragedy. In Australia, we know it as one of the greatest nights of our lives.

Description: The language of football is everywhere.

Description: Best. League. In. The. World.

Description: Nestled among palm trees and overlooking the stunning mar de la Costa Central is the magnificent Estadio de los Marineros — home of the mighty Mariners.

Description: A piercing drive… A stray leg… A harrowing howl… Conceding a goal from a wicked deflection is a keeper's worst nightmare…

Description: Fox in the Box

Description: This one's for all the giants out there with twinkle toes.

Description: Non-stop pressing, all-out attacks, and high-energy chaos on the pitch. Heavy metal football is like a rock show where the players are the band, the ball is the guitar, and every pass is a head-banging solo. 🤘⚽

Description: Australia needs a football pyramid, not a pyramid scheme.

Description: If it goes up, it's probably coming down.

Description: Founded in the heart of a vibrant arts district, Rothko FC was established by a group of local artists and football enthusiasts who drew inspiration from the abstract expressionist, Mark Rothko. The club was conceived as an homage to Rothko's vision of evoking complex human emotions through simple, profound visual forms. Since its inception, Rothko FC has aimed to mirror the depth and intensity of Rothko’s artworks, adopting a philosophy that sees football not just as a game, but as a form of expressive art.

Description: Twerking the ball at lightning speed is the fanciest tribal dance you'll ever see.

Description: Did it cross the line? Was it a goal? If so, it must be a ghost goal…

Description: Pride in this team.

Description: Established a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the galaxy's finest came together to form Los Galácticos.

Description: The coolest club in the galaxy.

Description: Tatooine FC: Established a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Description: Beckham. Pirlo. Ronaldo. These dead-eye-dicks are the ultimate DEAD BALL SPECIALISTS.

Description: Napoli Campioni! Coppa Italia! 🇮🇹⚽💙

Description: Invented by René Higuita and perfected by Riley McGree, Ben Garuccio and Alou Kuol.