Strip Tees

Description: A piercing drive… A stray leg… A harrowing howl… Conceding a goal from a wicked deflection is a keeper's worst nightmare…

Description: Fox in the Box

Description: This one's for all the giants out there with twinkle toes.

Description: Non-stop pressing, all-out attacks, and high-energy chaos on the pitch. Heavy metal football is like a rock show where the players are the band, the ball is the guitar, and every pass is a head-banging solo. 🤘⚽

Description: Australia needs a football pyramid, not a pyramid scheme.

Description: If it goes up, it's probably coming down.

Description: Founded in the heart of a vibrant arts district, Rothko FC was established by a group of local artists and football enthusiasts who drew inspiration from the abstract expressionist, Mark Rothko. The club was conceived as an homage to Rothko's vision of evoking complex human emotions through simple, profound visual forms. Since its inception, Rothko FC has aimed to mirror the depth and intensity of Rothko’s artworks, adopting a philosophy that sees football not just as a game, but as a form of expressive art.

Description: Twerking the ball at lightning speed is the fanciest tribal dance you'll ever see.

Description: Did it cross the line? Was it a goal? If so, it must be a ghost goal…

Description: Pride in this team.

Description: Established a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the galaxy's finest came together to form Los Galácticos.

Description: The coolest club in the galaxy.

Description: Tatooine FC: Established a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Description: Beckham. Pirlo. Ronaldo. These dead-eye-dicks are the ultimate DEAD BALL SPECIALISTS.

Description: Napoli Campioni! Coppa Italia! 🇮🇹⚽💙

Description: Invented by René Higuita and perfected by Riley McGree, Ben Garuccio and Alou Kuol.

Description: A silent second of anticipation. The striker shapes to shoot. A guttural GOOOOOAAAAAL!

Description: Did I ever tell you about that screamer I scored?

Description: Thunder Bastard: A powerful goal where the ball smashes into back of the net from distance.

Description: Gut-busting runs. Sliding tackles. Booming strikes.

Description: VAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Description: VAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Description: Play like a girl

Description: Bill Shankly was right — football really is more important than life and death.

Description: Play like a girl

Description: Just like Sean Connery's hairline, our beloved NSL began to fade away in the late 80s.

Description: National Soccer League retro logo.

Description: How good were the 80s? Yacht rock, big hair and cute sporting mascots.

Description: Roll up! Roll up! Get on board! Become a Socceroo too!

Description: National Soccer League retro logo.

Description: Retro Socceroos logo.

Description: Was there ever a better eleven than these fine gentlemen?

Description: From kicking off, to kicking the bucket. Football… it's the circle of life.

Description: From using clubs to forming clubs… the story of football evolution.

Description: We're not like the sokkah!

Description: How good were the 80s? Yacht rock, big hair and cute sporting mascots. Screen reader support enabled. How good were the 80s? Yacht rock, big hair and cute sporting mascots.