Shorts
Description: “The name Pelé is more than a name — it’s a synonym for football itself.” Andy Warhol once said, “Pelé is one of the few who contradicted my theory: instead of fifteen minutes of fame, he will have fifteen centuries.” And he was right. Pelé’s brilliance wasn’t a moment — it was an era. From Santos to the Seleção, three World Cups, a thousand goals, and a billion dreams inspired. The king’s legend doesn’t fade — it lives forever.
Description: Sam Kerr is a fearless fusion of power and purpose—a modern feminist war cry brought to life in the “We Can Do It” design, with Kerr front and centre, blazing with intent in her Matildas kit. Her stance is pure defiance, her gaze unshakable, as the iconic slogan thunders behind her: We Can Do It. Not maybe. Not one day. Now. This isn’t just about football—it’s about fighting for every girl who’s been told she can’t. With every detail, the design radiates grit, fire, and unrelenting belief. It’s not merch. It’s a manifesto. A fist in the air. A promise kept. A revolution in motion.
Messi Shorts
$27
Description: The Big Banana… the Big Merino… the Big Prawn. Mate, we like 'em big in Australia. But the biggest thing right now is Big Ange.
Big Ange Shorts
$27
Description: The game is over, the sun is setting, and the fun kicks in. Laughter abounds, and the energy is strong. Everyone's ready to go. But as the night gets bigger, the group gets smaller. One’s out on the couch, another’s vanished like they detonated a smoke bomb, and someone’s having a D&M with a stop sign. Yet somehow, there’s always one man standing.
Description: The summer of 1994 was a wild one in the USA! O.J. Simpson went for a drive, Kurt Cobain said goodbye, and the country hosted the World Cup, breaking attendance records and igniting a love for the beautiful game. ⚽🇺🇸
USA 94 Shorts
$27
Description: In the beginning, there was flair — and God said, “Let there be Mary.” Not just any Mary, but Mary Fowler, she of the divine first touch and gospel-worthy vision, midfield saviour of Matildas and Citizens alike. Anointed with balance, blessed with poise, and favoured among tens, she delivers footballing miracles with each immaculate assist. Her movement is scripture. Her composure, a quiet benediction. She doesn’t just play the game — she sanctifies it. There’s something about Mary…
Hail Mary Shorts
$27
Bonza Shorts
$27
Description: Alessandro Del Piero in black and white felt written in the lines. A player perfectly suited to the stripes, painting football in shades of contrast, light and dark, subtle and sharp. Nicknamed Il Pinturicchio by Gianni Agnelli, he played between the lines, never loud, never rushed, letting the game speak in monochrome elegance. Curlers brushed into the far corner like careful strokes. Touches that drew silence before the finish. This one is Del Piero in his natural colours — no grey areas, just class in black and white.
Description: ‘H’ stands for ‘happy', ‘handy' and ‘handsome'. Oh, and ‘Harry'. It always had to be Harry. 👕👀🔥
Harry Shorts
$27
Description: Ah, the infamous "Hand of God" goal—Maradona’s cheekiest masterpiece! During the 1986 World Cup quarterfinal against England, Diego mixed a little football with volleyball, sneaking the ball into the net with his hand while the ref turned a blind eye. When asked about it later, he claimed it was "a little with the head of Maradona and a little with the hand of God." Love it or hate it, it’s a moment cemented in football folklore.
Description: The only player to score for six different clubs in the Champions League — Ajax, Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, AC Milan, and Paris Saint-Germain. Ibrahimović is a freak.
Zlatan Shorts
$27
Description: Drogba, the Ivorian powerhouse, had a way of showing up when it mattered most — rising above defenders, rising to the moment. And off the pitch, he did something even bigger: helping bring peace to a divided nation. A true game-changer, in every sense.
Didier Shorts
$27
Description: A silent second of anticipation. The striker shapes to shoot. A guttural GOOOOOAAAAAL!
Go! AL! Shorts
$27
Description: In the heart of swinging London, England claimed football’s ultimate prize in 1966, sending the nation into euphoria. With Wembley Stadium rocking and fans dressed in their mod best, the Three Lions roared to a thrilling 4-2 victory over West Germany. Geoff Hurst’s hat-trick, including that iconic “did-it-cross-the-line” goal, became the stuff of legend. It was the perfect blend of grit, glory, and 60s flair—bringing football home! 🏆⚽🇬🇧
Description: Here's to Michelle Heyman… Striker. Changemaker. Matilda. A true Aussie icon on and off the pitch. ✊⚽💛💚🏳️🌈
Heyman! Shorts
$27
Sam Kerr Shorts
$27
