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Desperado Club Neon Sign | Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Art Deco Design | Support Class Savage T-Shirt

Description: Step into the Desperado Club, where questionable decisions are practically part of the membership. This Dungeon Crawler Carl inspired design recreates the infamous club as a glowing vintage Art Deco neon sign, featuring the towering red dagger, vertical DESPERADO lettering, and the appropriately ominous motto, “So Fun It Hurts.” Designed with the look of a classic 1930s nightclub or casino marquee, it’s a subtle piece of DCC fan art that fellow crawlers will recognize immediately. Perfect for fans of the Desperado Club, LitRPG, dungeon crawling, and gloriously dangerous nightlife.

Tags: art deco, carl, dcc, desperado club, dungeon crawler
SFC Lundbergh: "Yeah... I'm Gonna Need You To..." | Staff Duty Survival Guide | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #007 T-Shirt
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Description: Some assignments aren't given—they're quietly, politely, and inescapably delegated. Meet SFC Lundbergh, the legendary Career NCO whose supernatural ability to identify available weekends remains unmatched across the Department of Defense. Featuring the exhausted gaze of SPC Scrounge, a ringing staff duty phone, and the unmistakable dread of a Friday afternoon tasking, this retro military parody cover blends Army bureaucracy, workplace horror, and fantasy military satire into one painfully relatable scene. Inspired by classic military preventive maintenance magazines, office-space management culture, and authentic barracks humor.

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
"If You're Sorry, Then Why Are You Doing It?" | Growler Gary Relic Design | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Art T-Shirt

Description: One of the most heartbreaking lines in Dungeon Crawler Carl becomes a solemn relic in this original fan design inspired by Disney's Atlantis and classic Art Deco adventure serials. Featuring Growler Gary's iconic left hand rendered as a sacred expedition artifact, this illustration combines geometric sunburst motifs, vintage exploration aesthetics, and the unforgettable quote: "If you're sorry, then why are you doing it?" Perfect for fans of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series, dark fantasy, tragic heroes, and beautifully absurd moments that stay with you long after you've turned the page.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #012: The Plenty – Prepotente | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The last heir of The Plenty stands defiantly amid the ruins, unleashing a scream powerful enough to shake the dungeon itself. Equal parts tragic scholar, unstable alchemist, and reluctant hero, Prepotente embodies the strange brilliance and emotional chaos that make Dungeon Crawler Carl unforgettable. Rendered in a stylized adventure-serial aesthetic inspired by classic fantasy trading cards, this fan-created design captures one of the series' most unlikely—and most powerful—crawlers at the height of his terrifying potential. Perfect for collectors of Dungeon Crawler Carl fan art, fantasy trading cards, and everyone's favorite screaming goat.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
SFC Nightshade: How Many Coincidences Is Too Many? | Intelligence Analyst Conspiracy Board | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #006 T-Shirt
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Description: When the evidence board starts connecting itself, it's time to call SFC Nightshade. Armed with caffeine, classified reports, and an alarming number of red strings, this Intelligence Analyst investigates one of the military's oldest questions: how many coincidences are too many? Featuring a drow intelligence specialist surrounded by maps, reports, suspicious patterns, tactical acquisition theories, and increasingly concerning evidence boards, this design is perfect for anyone who has ever uttered the phrase: "Okay, hear me out..." Perfect for: Military Intelligence (MI) soldiers and veterans Intelligence analysts and investigators Dungeons & Dragons Rogue and Wizard players Conspiracy board enthusiasts Tabletop RPG fans

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Staff Sergeant Whisper: Have You Tried Turning the Leyline Off and On Again? | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #005 T-Shirt
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Description: When magical communications fail, there's only one solution: ask Staff Sergeant Whisper, the Signal Corps wizard. Combining military communications humor, fantasy magic systems, and classic retro military illustration styles, this parody magazine cover is perfect for signal soldiers and fantasy fans alike. Perfect for: Signal Corps personnel IT professionals Network administrators D&D Wizards and spellcasters Military communications veterans

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Chief Squatch: Fact, Fiction, or Myth? | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #004 T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone knows a legendary warrant officer who appears only when absolutely necessary and vanishes before anyone can ask questions. Chief Squatch explores one of the military's greatest mysteries: is the elusive warrant officer fact, fiction, or merely myth? Inspired by Army folklore, warrant officer culture, and retro military magazine art. Perfect for: Warrant Officers Army veterans Aviation and maintenance personnel Military humor enthusiasts Fans of cryptids and military legends

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Sergeant Sparky: Preventive Maintenance & Gremlin Control | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #003 T-Shirt
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Description: Every mechanic knows the truth: vehicles don't break themselves—gremlins do. Meet Sergeant Sparky, the goblin mechanic conducting critical preventive maintenance operations against enemy gremlin forces. This retro military parody cover celebrates motor pools, maintenance culture, and fantasy chaos. Perfect for: Army mechanics and maintainers Motor pool veterans Automotive enthusiasts D&D Artificer and mechanic fans Military humor collectors

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Sergeant Stonebeard: Hydrate or Die | Combat Medic Cleric | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #002 T-Shirt
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Description: When the battlefield gets ugly, Sergeant Stonebeard reminds everyone of the oldest rule of military medicine: hydrate or die. This Combat Medic Cleric combines fantasy healing magic with authentic Army medic culture in a retro military comic-inspired parody cover. Perfect for: Combat medics and healthcare professionals Army veterans and military families EMTs, nurses, and first responders D&D Cleric players Fans of military humor and fantasy art

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Specialist Scrounge: Tactical Acquisition Expert | Support Class Savage Magazine Cover #001 T-Shirt
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Description: Some soldiers requisition equipment. Others practice tactical acquisition. Meet Specialist Scrounge, the Ratkin Rogue and undisputed master of "acquiring" mission-essential gear from locations that definitely weren't unsecured. Inspired by classic military preventive maintenance comics, tabletop RPG classes, and Army barracks humor, this parody magazine cover combines fantasy adventuring with authentic military culture. Perfect for: Veterans and active-duty service members Dungeons & Dragons and TTRPG fans Military logistics personnel Supply specialists and scavengers Fans of retro military comics and parody art

Tags: army humor, army veteran, dungeons and dragons, fantasy art, fantasy military
Trading Card #005: Donut Chooses Mongo | Dungeon Crawler Carl Scene Card T-Shirt

Description: The Princess Posse begins here. When Princess Donut chooses a baby velociraptor named Mongo as her companion, one of the series' most beloved relationships is born. Captured in the instant Mongo nips her nose while Donut confidently declares they're already best friends, this scene perfectly embodies the heart, humor, and chaos of Dungeon Crawler Carl. A fan-favorite moment marking the arrival of the future star of the Princess Posse.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #DCC-004: The Juicer | Dungeon Crawler Carl Scene Card T-Shirt

Description: One of the first true tests of the crawl. Deep within a ruined dungeon gym, Carl and Donut face the terrifying Juicer—a monstrous reptilian brute capable of turning workout equipment into deadly weapons. The encounter showcases the danger, creativity, and dark humor that define Dungeon Crawler Carl. A tribute to one of Book One's most memorable boss fights and the growing partnership between Carl and Donut.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #DCC-003: Goddamnit, Donut! | Dungeon Crawler Carl Scene Card T-Shirt

Description: The phrase that launched a thousand laughs. When Princess Donut's actions attract the attention of a lava-spitting llama, Carl delivers one of the first of many legendary exasperated reactions. This early dungeon encounter perfectly captures the chaotic chemistry that makes Carl and Donut such an unforgettable duo. A must-have scene for fans who know that trouble is never far behind whenever Donut gets involved.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #DCC-002: First Barefoot Kill | Dungeon Crawler Carl Scene Card T-Shirt

Description: Before the achievements. Before the fame. Before the explosions. Carl discovers that surviving the dungeon sometimes means doing the impossible. Armed with nothing but determination—and his bare feet—he launches himself onto a goblin murder-dozer and earns one of the most memorable early achievements in the series. A fan tribute to the moment that first caught the attention of the System AI and set Carl on a path unlike any other crawler.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #DCC-001: Welcome, Crawler | Dungeon Crawler Carl Scene Card T-Shirt

Description: The moment everything changed. Carl and Princess Donut descend into the dungeon for the very first time, leaving Earth behind and stepping into the nightmare that becomes Dungeon Crawler World. Featuring the iconic announcement, "Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the First Floor," this scene captures the beginning of one of fantasy's most unforgettable adventures. A tribute to the opening chapters of the Dungeon Crawler Carl saga and the start of Carl and Donut's legendary crawl.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #011: Team Li Na – Li Na | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: Elegant. Terrifying. Unstoppable. Li Na is one of the dungeon's most feared and enigmatic crawlers, wielding supernatural chains, deadly precision, and a relentless determination that has carried her through some of the Crawl's darkest moments. Calm and calculating on the surface, she possesses a ruthlessness that makes even powerful enemies think twice before crossing her. This trading card showcases Li Na in battle, commanding her signature chains while wearing the flowing robes and Engine of Tomorrow that have become defining features of her later-floor appearance. Combining grace, menace, and overwhelming power, Li Na stands as one of the most iconic fighters of the Crawl. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Trading Card Collection.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #010: Meadow Lark – Chris Andrews | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The mountain that moves. Chris Andrews is one of Meadow Lark's most formidable frontline fighters, transforming into a living creature of stone and magma capable of smashing through enemies and reshaping the battlefield itself. Beneath the volcanic exterior is a loyal ally whose strength has become a cornerstone of Meadow Lark's survival. This fan-made trading card captures Chris in mid-charge, erupting from a cliffside with spear in hand and molten energy blazing through his rocky form. Equal parts unstoppable force and steadfast protector, Chris embodies the resilience and determination that define Meadow Lark. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Trading Card Collection.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #009: Meadow Lark – Imani C | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The heart of Meadow Lark. The fire behind the fight. Imani C is a respected leader in the dungeon, combining compassion, determination, and incredible magical power into a force capable of standing against impossible odds. As one of the driving forces behind the Meadow Lark faction, she has become a symbol of hope and resilience for crawlers who refuse to surrender their humanity. Equal parts protector, strategist, and battlefield powerhouse, Imani stands at the center of one of the dungeon's most beloved crawler communities. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Trading Card Collection.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #008: Team Katia – Daniel Bautista | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: Leader. Protector. Plushmaster. Daniel Bautista is one of the dungeon's most unlikely heroes: a massive Tigran swashbuckler who fights alongside an army of collectible monster plushies he affectionately calls "my babies." Beneath the claws, fangs, and intimidating tiger form is a compassionate leader who never stops looking out for the people he cares about. This fan-made trading card features Bautista unleashing a handful of summoned plush creatures in the middle of battle, combining one of the series' most memorable abilities with his larger-than-life presence. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Trading Card Collection.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #007: Team Katia – Florin | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The quiet professional of Team Katia. Florin may not be the loudest crawler in the dungeon, but he's one of the most dependable. A veteran soldier transformed into a towering crocodilian hunter, Florin brings discipline, experience, and a healthy dose of dry humor to every disaster the dungeon throws his way. While everyone else is busy causing chaos, Florin is usually the one standing knee-deep in danger with a shotgun, trying to keep the mission on track. This fan-made trading card captures Florin in his element—calm, alert, and ready for whatever emerges from the swamp. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Trading Card Collection.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #006: Meadow Lark - Elle McGibbons | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: Sweet, terrifying, heartbreaking, and usually several drinks deep, Elle McGibbons is one of the Crawl's most unforgettable survivors. This trading card-inspired design captures the beloved Meadow Lark resident in her Frost Maiden form, reaching across the bar with the cheerful warmth that made her a favorite among crawlers and readers alike. Beneath the playful smile and grandmotherly charm lies a woman who has endured unimaginable loss while refusing to surrender her kindness, humor, or fierce loyalty to the people she considers family. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Collection, celebrating the characters, companions, factions, and unforgettable moments that have made the Crawl a legendary adventure for fans around the world.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #005: Borant Corp - Cascadia | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The Dungeon runs on ratings, sponsorships, and corporate greed... and nobody embodies that better than Cascadia. This trading card-inspired design features the exhausted Borant executive raising a glass in reluctant celebration from the safety of a high-tech command center. Small in stature but burdened by impossible responsibilities, Cascadia spends much of the series trying to hold together a collapsing galactic entertainment empire while surviving the endless disasters created by crawlers, executives, and shareholders alike. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Collection, celebrating the characters, companions, factions, and unforgettable moments that have made the Crawl a legendary adventure for fans around the world.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Trading Card #004: Princess Posse - Mordecai | Dungeon Crawler Carl Fan Design T-Shirt

Description: The Dungeon may change him, but Mordecai is always Mordecai. This trading card-inspired design celebrates one of the Crawl's most enduring and beloved characters. Featuring both of Mordecai's iconic forms standing back-to-back within the Tutorial Guild, the artwork highlights the gruff mentor who guides Carl and Donut through the chaos, danger, and absurdity of the Dungeon. From his rat-like early appearance to his later avian form, Mordecai remains the same sarcastic, world-weary survivor beneath the fur and feathers. Part of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Collection by Support Class Savage, celebrating the characters, companions, and unforgettable moments that have made the Crawl a legendary adventure for fans around the world.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Princess Posse #01: Carl & Donut T-Shirt

Description: The original duo that started it all. Carl may be the reluctant hero of the dungeon, but everyone knows who's really in charge. Featuring Carl in his trademark boxer shorts and battle-worn vest with Princess Donut perched proudly on his shoulder, this retro card-style design pays tribute to the partnership that has survived monsters, gods, galactic conspiracies, and countless bad decisions.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Princess Posse #03: Katia Grim T-Shirt

Description: Quiet, determined, and far more dangerous than she appears, Katia Grim stands ready behind her shield. Featuring her distinctive punk-inspired look, magenta mohawk, and unwavering resolve, this retro trading-card style design celebrates one of the dungeon's most resilient survivors. While others charge headlong into chaos, Katia endures, adapts, and keeps moving forward, no matter how impossible the odds become.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Princess Posse #02: Samantha T-Shirt

Description: Few things in the dungeon are as terrifying as Samantha when she's excited to see you. Featuring the unforgettable head of Samantha in full attack mode, complete with her signature "MISS ME?" forehead message, this trading-card inspired design celebrates one of the series' most chaotic and disturbing fan favorites. Equal parts horror and comedy, she's proof that the Princess Posse welcomes all kinds.

Tags: apocalypsevibes, bookishmerch, carl and donut, darkcomedy, dungeon crawler
Now Get Out There and Kill, Cascadia! T-Shirt

Description: Corporate motivation has never looked so terrifying. The diminutive but ruthless Cascadia raises a margarita in celebration as she delivers one of the most memorable lines from the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe. Equal parts executive burnout and existential menace, this design captures the chaotic energy of everyone's favorite overworked galactic middle manager.

Tags: book fan merch, carl and donut, dark comedy, dungeon adventure, fantasy humor
I Have Been Insulted T-Shirt

Description: No one takes offense quite like Prepotente. With righteous fury and absolute confidence, the infamous goat points directly at the source of his latest grievance. A perfect tribute to one of the dungeon's most unforgettable personalities and a warning to anyone foolish enough to underestimate him.

Tags: book fan merch, carl and donut, dark comedy, dungeon adventure, fantasy humor
This Is An Outrage! T-Shirt

Description: Princess Donut rides into battle atop Mongo, delivering her signature declaration with all the dignity, drama, and royal indignation the galaxy has come to expect. Featuring the dynamic duo in vibrant retro-patch style, this design is perfect for crawlers who know that every minor inconvenience deserves a formal complaint.

Tags: book fan merch, carl and donut, dark comedy, dungeon adventure, fantasy humor
Goddamnit, Donut T-Shirt

Description: Carl's patented face-palm says everything that words can't. Well... almost. Capturing the eternal struggle of surviving the dungeon while managing Princess Donut's latest scheme, this design celebrates one of the most relatable moments in the series: realizing things have somehow gotten even worse.

Tags: carl, carl and donut, dark comedy, dungeon, dungeon adventure
Don't Fear the Beaker | Military Dark Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Inspired by the classic "Don't Fear the Reaper" theme and the dark humor that thrives in military culture, this design replaces the Grim Reaper's traditional hourglass with a laboratory beaker for a uniquely absurd twist. Perfect for Army veterans, active-duty soldiers, military professionals, first responders, science enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a healthy dose of gallows humor. A fun conversation starter for those who understand that the best stories usually begin with someone saying, "Watch this." Part of the Barracks Humor Collection by Support Class Savage, celebrating the jokes, legends, inside references, and dark humor that thrive wherever service members gather.

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Donut Holes - Totally Unauthorized T-Shirt

Description: An unauthorized fan club. A very unauthorized backside.

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Donut & Mongo - This is an OUTRAGE! T-Shirt

Description: When it comes to Donut & Mongo, EVERYTHING is an outrage!

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Muffin! | Bluey Inspired Design T-Shirt
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Description: Every family has a Muffin. Loud, unpredictable, emotional, completely unfiltered, and somehow impossible not to love. This design celebrates one of the most chaotic and memorable characters in the Bluey universe, capturing the energy that has made Muffin a fan favorite among children and adults alike. Whether she's causing mayhem, throwing a tantrum, or accidentally becoming the center of attention, Muffin always manages to steal the scene. Perfect for Bluey fans, parents, grandparents, childcare professionals, and anyone who knows a little kid whose personality can only be described as "full Muffin mode."

Tags: bluey fan, cartoon, cartoon dog, cartoon meme, chaotic energy
WoW Horde Lok'tar Ogar! T-Shirt
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Description: Carry the battle cry of the Horde wherever you go with this bold faction emblem. Lok’tar Ogar! Victory or death for those who fight with strength and honor.

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WoW Alliance Stand as One! T-Shirt
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Description: Stand with the lion of the Alliance and show your loyalty to Azeroth’s proudest champions. For honor, unity, and the unbreakable spirit of those who Stand As One!

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