Dragonwing Graphics

A showcase of the brilliance that is our commander-in-chief. Complete text of the back: 1. I thought it would be easier. B) I look at myself in the first grade and...now, I’m basically the same. * I keep whining...until I win. #4 Nobody knew health care was so complicated. ‡ If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d date her. F: I don’t repeat myself. I don’t repeat myself. ~ Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest. > I’m much more humble than you would understand. • I know words, I have the best words. 10 ...Covfefe

Something strange happened in the last 15 years - "Big Brother" got semi-privatized, and everyone decided it was trendy. We've gone from fearing being watched to inviting it. Strange. Credit goes to my old friend Jeremy for the initial idea on this one.

Valentine's Day wishes to all the undead out there!

For best results on apparel, I recommend choosing Military Green or Light Olive (those cannot be chosen as defaults)! A few years ago I gave someone a shirt featuring "The Forest Will Be With You" and it was such a hit with the recipient that he's about worn it out. I was going to replace it with the same shirt, but the company that made it seems to have vanished, and all the copycat designs were not to my liking. So I made my own iteration, and then decided to make a variation on it for sale.

I'm by no means the first to come up with this little pun, but I wanted to put my own spin on it, design-wise, when I decided to have it made as a gift for someone. That done, I figured I might as well also put it up for sale!

Fat and happy! This design began as my day 16 for Inktober '17, but I liked it so much that I built on it a bit to make this.

Inspired by a Neil Gaiman tweet: https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/939143161577959424

Just an idea I had, and wanted to see if I could get it to work outside of brain-space.

The definitive shirt for our times! Wear it with pride!