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Freelance Illustrator & Graphic Designer
Western Massachusetts, USA

Hoodies

Autumn Leaves Dragon Hoodie
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Description: This began life as one of my favorite drawings for Inktober in 2017, and I recently dug it back out and revised it in color.

Tags: maple, maple leaf, autumn, leaves, fall

Autumn Leaves Dragon Hoodie

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Big Brother Is Big Spoon Hoodie
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Description: Something strange happened in the last 15 years - "Big Brother" got semi-privatized, and everyone decided it was trendy. We've gone from fearing being watched to inviting it. Strange. Credit goes to my old friend Jeremy for the initial idea on this one.

Tags: newspeak, ingsoc, dystopian, nineteen eighty four, political

Big Brother Is Big Spoon Hoodie

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Be My Phylactery Hoodie
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Description: Valentine's Day wishes to all the undead out there!

Tags: lich, humor, cute, dungeons and dragons, funny

Be My Phylactery Hoodie

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Feminist She-Devils Hoodie
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Description: But seriously, screw that guy.

Tags: nail biting, she devils, social justice, the resistance, hell bent

Feminist She-Devils Hoodie

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Trickle Down Trick Hoodie
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Description: If you're standing on Wall Street and suddenly feel wet, don't assume it's rain!

Tags: economics, sarcasm, humor, trickle down economics, pee

Trickle Down Trick Hoodie

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Forbidden Words Hoodie
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Description: A response to the administration recently instructing the CDC to cease using some suddenly controversial words. http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/16/health/cdc-banned-words/index.html

Tags: cdc, trump, newspeak, dystopian, entitlement

Forbidden Words Hoodie

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Orwellian Is Not a Goal Hoodie
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Description: We've been seeing a LOT of newspeak and doubethink from the current administration in the United States lately, so this came to mind.

Tags: doublethink, george orwell, trump, orwell, 1984

Orwellian Is Not a Goal Hoodie

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The Forest Will Be With You Always Hoodie
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Description: For best results on apparel, I recommend choosing Military Green or Light Olive (those cannot be chosen as defaults)! A few years ago I gave someone a shirt featuring "The Forest Will Be With You" and it was such a hit with the recipient that he's about worn it out. I was going to replace it with the same shirt, but the company that made it seems to have vanished, and all the copycat designs were not to my liking. So I made my own iteration, and then decided to make a variation on it for sale.

Tags: forest, joke, pun, humor, movie
May the (Newtonian) Force Be With You Hoodie
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Description: I'm by no means the first to come up with this little pun, but I wanted to put my own spin on it, design-wise, when I decided to have it made as a gift for someone. That done, I figured I might as well also put it up for sale!

Tags: joke, science fiction, physics humor, math, obi wan
Dragon Ball Hoodie
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Description: Fat and happy! This design began as my day 16 for Inktober '17, but I liked it so much that I built on it a bit to make this.

Tags: cute dragon, soft, smiling, smile, sleep

Dragon Ball Hoodie

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Mud Puddles are for Playing In! Hoodie
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Description: Sometimes you've just got to dive in, have some fun, and get a little dirty! This design began life as my day 18 for Inktober '17, and I liked it so much that I built on it a bit to make this.

Tags: filthy, playing, play, dirty, child
I Prefer to Hoard Books Hoodie
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Description: For all those dragons out there who also love to read. All dragons hoard SOMETHING, naturally. This design began life as my day 20 Inktober '17 drawing, but I liked it enough that I decided to build on it.

Tags: chair, stacks of books, glasses, easychair, book

I Prefer to Hoard Books Hoodie

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Doom Ponies Hoodie
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Description: Inspired by a Neil Gaiman tweet: https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/939143161577959424

Tags: unicorn, crazyhair, pegasus, friendship is magic, doom ponies

Doom Ponies Hoodie

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Wyrm in the Shell Hoodie
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Description: Just an idea I had, and wanted to see if I could get it to work outside of brain-space.

Tags: green, science fiction, matrix, digital, sci fi

Wyrm in the Shell Hoodie

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Raven Mad Hoodie
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Tags: art, were all mad here, puns, funny punny, punny

Raven Mad Hoodie

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This is my Clever Shirt Hoodie
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Description: The definitive shirt for our times! Wear it with pride!

Tags: joke, funniness, facetious, entertaining, droll

This is my Clever Shirt Hoodie

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Monster of the Sky Hoodie
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Description: Loosely inspired by the song <i>Monster of the Sky</i> by Stereo Alchemy. Painted in gouache on bristol board originally, then I altered it a bit digitally to change the look of the wings.

Tags: storm, fantasy, painting, woman, feathers

Monster of the Sky Hoodie

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