HEY KID! THIS SHIRT GOT MADE BY THIS TALEN LEE GUY, AND IT’S A PERFECT WAY TO SIGNAL YOU LIKE SEMI-OBTUSE REFERENCES TO HORRIFIC TRAUMA INFLICTED ON CHILDREN IN A DISNEY CARTOON SERIES! BUY NOW, MAYBE WITH GOLD!
Inspired by what a friend has referred to as a ‘high quality sh*tpost,’ here’s a 80s-through-00s themed style design to show how much you like Celebi, who is good, and cute, and real, and your friend, but ALSO just how important it is to you to appreciate exercise paraphernalia and bright sparkling tastelessness!
Do YOU like your classic American novels AND Pokemon? Do YOU stare across the bay at the eyes of a dreadful ghost from your past wondering if you can recapture an impossible youth? Do YOU Bootleg? Well, do I have a shirt for you, old sport.
FOR AT LEAST ONE DOG YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING YOURSELF, WHO IS A GOOD BOY?
When in doubt, make a silly dog joke. Like dogs? Well, this references dogs! Like Art Deco-themed vaguely referential things that imply some connection to the work of Ayn Rand? Well, this is about as objectivist as Bioshock is! Do you hate dogs, and hate Ayn Rand? Well, this piece of media is of a pug, a type of dog that really is more of a hallmark of late-capitalist excesses and unthinking consumption and as this is buyable on an online store the money is mostly financing distributors and not the creator directly, ssssssooooo it works for that, too!
Also, why you gotta hate dogs? That’s a bit harsh.
Do you like Dinosaurs? Do you like Dinosaurs that hunt humans and have caused fatalities in your lifetime? Do you like that these things actually exist, and are real? Well, clearly you want this shirt celebrating the Cassowary as the very real, very tangible dinosaur threat of our lifetimes!