Talesbybob

Description: For those who ascribe to folk magic and living on the wild side.

Description: The prodigal son of Jubal County, Howard Marsh is who he is: the methgician.

Description: For fans of the Redemption of Howard Marsh series, this item features the iconic ram skull and flowers from the cover of the fourth book. It has a southern gothic style, which is great for those who love the book.

Description: Lot's of people have Irish heritage...but how many can claim to be an elder being from beyond space and time?

Description: For fans of the Redemption of Howard Marsh series, this item features the iconic deer skull and flowers from the cover of the first book. It has a southern gothic style, which is great for those who love the book.

Description: You have taste. You know what you like, and its gritty, its lethal, and it's fun. Its an rpg with teeth, one that can end in an instant, but glory can come just as quickly. For fans of the old school revival style of rpgs and tabletop roleplaying games. Perfect gift for the nerd, geek, gamer, savant in your life.

Description: The Endless Stair connects an infinite number of worlds through magical portals. These items give a glimpse into some of those worlds, pocket realms, and planes of existence, and the heroes, monsters, gods, creatures, and villains to be found therein. Who hasn't heard the sorrowful legend of the Crane Wife? For those who love fantasy, and worlds filled with all manner of myths. Great for lovers of legends. A great gift for those who long for other worlds.

Description: The windswept lands that lie around fell Carcosa scream the names of souls lost to it's fell ruler. The Yellow King looks out from his throne with a baleful eye, and dreams of doom. For fans of the mythos, all things Lovecraftian, and cosmic horror. A great gift for someone who loves dark art and fantastical imagery.

Description: Have you been to Carcosa? Have you seen the tall tower from which the Yellow King rules, wrapped in his tattered robes?

Description: When a Bob walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

Description: Are you a true believer in the Cult of Crimson? Do you walk the crimson road, following in the footsteps of the Bear? Do you pray for the rolling red wave to come crashing down on your foes? Then this is for you.

Description: Do you walk the path of crimson? Do you await that great rolling red wave to swoop down upon you? Do you sing praises to the Bear, and our lord Saban? Then this is for you

Description: Cornfields are almost the most creepy place on earth. Probably. Maybe. Anyway, they are scary, and spooky. And this shirt tries to capture that feel with a silly pun.

Description: Show just how much you love the Cthulhu, and pray that he will not destroy you when he wakes. Its futile, sure, but maybe this item will help.

Description: You really, really, love the Mythos, and this item shows just how much with its tentacle heart.

Description: Profess your love for the Yellow King, and show your appreciation for the Mythos with this cosmic lettered item.

Description: Everyone wants to know what the Countess Elizabeth Bathory's secret is...now they can find out!

Description: May the blessing of the beard be upon you! For those bearded folks and those who love them, there is this item, bearing the Books, Beards, Booze Podcasts motto. Wear it, and know that the blessing of the beard is in fact upon you!

Description: Innsmouth Massachusetts has a long tradition of strong swimmers, as evidenced by their local high school swim team. Show how deep your team pride runs, with this lovingly crafted item.

Description: For those who have seen the glittering wealth that lies at the bottom of Devil's Reef, or glanced the gibbering madness that dances there when the moon is full. Show that you have survived the haunted waves of Innsmouth harbor, and lived to tell the horrifying tales of the Deep Ones.

Description: For fans of the Books, Beards, Booze Podcast, we now offer this tee with our logo in black! Or for folks who are just fans of books, beards, and booze in general!

Description: Show just how much faith you have in the Crimson Path with this item! Let the Great Rolling Red Wave crash over you, and loudly proclaim the evil of Orange!

Description: The spiral has long been a symbol in mysticism, and this item hopes to capture a bit of that magic.

Description: All things will pass, and there can be beauty in death.

Description: In the Deep South of whatever fantasy world you find yourself in, you know that the most cutting of cleric spells is 'Bless Your Heart.'

Description: From their dingy clubhouse on Water Street in haunted Innsmouth ride the Sons of Dagon. From beneath rusting helmets peer bulging eyes, and the scent of the sea clings to them even over the scent of oil and exhaust.

Description: Riding shambling, pieced together machines as misshapen as their own malformed bodies, the Horrors have roared out of Dunwich and quickly become one of the most feared chapters on the road.

Description: Led by their mysterious yellow robed leader, the Yellow Kings cruise the desolate back roads. What it is they seek isn't clear, but it's best to give them a wide berth.

Description: Rumbling along the haunted highways of New England is the Great Old Ones LC, a motorcycle club that bows to no man, but unnameable terrors? Perhaps. Cross them at your peril.

Description: Those who try to find the Yellow King all too often will, much to their great peril. Add a little cosmic horror to your life with this item, and show that you have seen what lies beneath the hooded cowl of that fell creature.