alliterator

Description: when you want everyone to know that you burn with the man-thing's touch

Description: i don't need to hear your entire life story. i don't want to know all about your tragic backstory. all i want is your order. ma'am, this is a wendy's.

Description: TRY THIS CRAZY HOME SCIENCE HACK TO MAKE YOUR EGGS BIGGER THAN BEFORE. BIGGER. THEY ARE BIGGER THAN BEFORE.

Description: it's a shirt. that's what it is.

Description: when you want to rock out in your elf-made armor

Description: Sinister Secrets Revealed! All the latest hot goss from Krakoa injected right into your DNA! (Some DNA may be stolen.)

Description: when you want to express your love for the chaos-bringer

Description: when you just want to eat a planet of broccoli people and be left alone

Description: one of the skrull beatles best hits in latveria

Description: eleanor murch sings you a bedtime song that's not horrifying at all