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Tank Tops

Hug me, I'm vaccinated! Tank Top
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Description: Let the world know you got your shot!

Tags: vaccinated, vaccines, social distancing, quarantine, pro vaccine

Hug me, I'm vaccinated! Tank Top

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Gen X: Living Digital, Analog at Heart - Generation X Tank Top
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Description: We're the last generation to grow up offline, but we still know how to fix our own computers.

Tags: 1970s style, internet, analog, analog junkie, gen x gen y gen z
Gen X: Annoyed with the rest of you Tank Top
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Description: Boomers? Millennials? Who cares?

Tags: generation x, 1970s, gen x, millennials, boomers
Gen X: We Don't Care Tank Top
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Description: Keep fighting, Millennials and Boomers -- we'll be over here listening to Nevermind on repeat.

Tags: boomers, millennials, gen x gen y gen z, gen xrs, ennui

Gen X: We Don't Care Tank Top

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Gen X: Leave Us Out of It Tank Top
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Description: Let the Boomers and Millennials duke it out. We'll just be over here streaming John Hughes movies.

Tags: 1970s, 1970s style, boomers, gen xrs, 80 s

Gen X: Leave Us Out of It Tank Top

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Bow Down, Witches Tank Top
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Description: All hail your queen.

Tags: trick or treat, holiday, trick or treating, witchcraft, broomstick

Bow Down, Witches Tank Top

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I'm Hollow Inside Tank Top
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Description: Let this cute jack o'lantern warm your cold, dead heart.

Tags: halloween cute, halloween funny, halloween gift, hollow, jack o lantern

I'm Hollow Inside Tank Top

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Bitter Tweet Tank Top
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Description: Rage tweet!

Tags: social media, tweets, tweeting, twitterbird, tweet

Bitter Tweet Tank Top

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Trick or Treat Yo'Self Tank Top
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Description: Candy? Treat yo'self!

Tags: aziz ansari, candy, donna meagle, halloween gift, parks and rec

Trick or Treat Yo'Self Tank Top

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You Only Live Once, But If You Do It Right, Once Is Enough Tank Top
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Description: #Yolo. ~ Mae West

Tags: bombshell, strong women quotes, live well, mae west sayings, women
If You Obey All The Rules, You Miss All The Fun Tank Top

Description: The imitable Katharine Hepburn gets it right again.

Tags: katharine hepburn quote, women, smart women, strong women, vintage
Witch Better Have My Candy Tank Top
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Description: Pay me what you owe me!

Tags: holiday, pumpkin, pumpkins, money, witch

Witch Better Have My Candy Tank Top

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I'm Here for the Boos Tank Top
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Description: Wear this to your next Halloween party and let everyone know why you're there.

Tags: partying, drinking, beer, wine, alcohol

I'm Here for the Boos Tank Top

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If You've Got It, Haunt It Tank Top
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Description: And you know you've got it, ghostie.

Tags: scary, haunted house, trick or treat, pumpkin, ghosts

If You've Got It, Haunt It Tank Top

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I'm Getting Smashed Tank Top
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Description: What else would you do on Halloween night?

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drunk, halloween funny

I'm Getting Smashed Tank Top

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Sweet Treat Tank Top
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Description: I'm gonna eat you up.

Tags: holiday, witch, pumpkin, sweet, candy corn

Sweet Treat Tank Top

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Drop Dead Gorgeous Tank Top
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Description: You're beautiful inside and out.

Tags: creepy, halloween, monster, monsters, scary

Drop Dead Gorgeous Tank Top

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Shoutout To My Witches Tank Top
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Description: Your witches are there for you year-round -- shout 'em out on Halloween.

Tags: witch hat, witch broom, rap, halloween gifts for women, halloween gifts

Shoutout To My Witches Tank Top

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Where My Witches At? Tank Top
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Description: Where your witches at? They know who they are.

Tags: bats, broomstick, dmx, girlfriends, girl power

Where My Witches At? Tank Top

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Be My Boo Tank Top
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Description: Valentine's Day isn't the only day for love! Find your new boo this Halloween.

Tags: jack o lantern, pumpkin, spooky boo, pumpkins, scary

Be My Boo Tank Top

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Communicate with the Extremity Tank Top

Description: Why just talk to the hand when you can go one better?

Tags: aliens, alien, silly, communicate, dad jokes
The Best Don't Rest Tank Top
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Description: Whether you're getting fit, finishing a degree, getting a new job, or working on some other achievement, success requires hard work. Here's some motivation for you.

Tags: achieve, courage, motivational slogan, achievement, successful

The Best Don't Rest Tank Top

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I'm in my element with chemistry puns Tank Top
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Description: When are you in your element? With chemistry puns, of course!

Tags: chemical, chemistry teacher, chemistry student, chemistry joke, molecule
Copper and Tellurium -- I'm CuTE Tank Top
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Description: You've got all the elements of cuteness! Everyone should know.

Tags: chemistry student, chemistry joke, chemistry students, cute, formula
All the Good Science Jokes Argon Tank Top
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Description: Why do you tell bad science jokes? You don't need to run any experiments to find the solution to that one.

Tags: formula, laboratory, scientist, molecule, chemistry joke
Llama Be Your Friend! Tank Top
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Description: Need a friend? No prob-llama! This llama is ready to party.

Tags: llama lover, llama, friendship, alpaca, friend

Llama Be Your Friend! Tank Top

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En Garde! Narwhal vs Swordfish Tank Top
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Description: The greatest duel -- narwhal vs. swordfish!

Tags: fencing, swordfish, duel, dueling
I Got Your Back Tank Top
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Description: Friends can be as different as dinosaurs and squirrels, but friends always have your back.

Tags: apatosaurus, brontosaur, brontosaurus, cretaceous, dino

I Got Your Back Tank Top

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Batty's Dove - Like Tears in Rain Tank Top
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Description: Even replicants know when it's time to die.

Tags: rutger, rutger hauer, replicant, battys dove, roy batty
Veronica Mars - Always Take Backup Tank Top
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Description: When you're on a dangerous case, you always need to make sure you take backup, and Veronica has the best kind.

Tags: mars investigations, veronica mars movie, backup, pit bull, vmars
This Kid Laughs at Dad Jokes Tank Top
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Description: His jokes may be cringe-worthy, but there's still nothing funnier.

Tags: grandpa, fathers day, puns, dad jokes, dad
OMG I love science! Tank Top
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Description: Logic, research, facts -- what's not to love?

Tags: scientist, scientific, laboratory, chemist, chemistry

OMG I love science! Tank Top

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Make America Think Again Tank Top
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Description: Let's get back to belief in facts! Make America think again.

Tags: biology, chemistry, science gift, science joke, science matters

Make America Think Again Tank Top

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OMG science! Tank Top
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Description: OMG science is amazing!

Tags: experiment, science teachers, biology, chemistry, physics

OMG science! Tank Top

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Because Science Says So, That's Why Tank Top
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Description: Why? Because SCIENCE!

Tags: biology, chemistry, lab, laboratory, chemist
I'm (Never?) Running a Marathon Again Tank Top
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Description: You've said it before... and you'll say it again.

Tags: run, running, runner, marathoner, fitness

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