TedDastickJr

Description: Pizza Poppa always gets paid!

Description: Oh yeah, well "Boo You!"

Description: Bo knows who's really the best.

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Description: The Nakatomi Corporation was in the habit of giving its employees t-shirts commemorating their annual Christmas parties. They probably should have stopped, especially since nobody wants to remember the 1988 one, but old habits die hard.

Description: The funnest game when you're in The Danger Zone!

Description: Die Hard - the TV edit.

Description: There be teenagers that need a killing, yarrrrr.....

Description: This weekend is gonna be killer!

Description: In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Description: Wear it loud and proud while stomping nearby cities to smithereens.

Description: Crossbows - 'nuff said!

Description: Free Hugs are the best. Even if it leads to aliens bursting through your chest, hey, it was free!

Description: Legendary ale.

Description: What's your pleasure, Snake?

Description: Jabba always had the hottest girls in the universe working for him.

Description: Grab life by the horns in your new Dodge Bantha.

Description: Open late.

Description: Knock, knock!

Description: Ever wonder?

Description: He's a whopper of a meth maker!

Description: DJ Roomba, tearin' it up!

Description: Who? What? When? Where? Waldo?

Description: Your next stop..... Warp Zone.

Description: His whole life was a million shots.

Description: I can smell your Christmas from here.

Description: Teddy Roosevelt shopped smart....

Description: What Would Walter White Do?

Description: Don’t be happy with freeze-dried Taster’s Choice! Get the "dirty" version here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/203592-some-serious-gourmet-coffee

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