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Oui Mais Non Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, france, french, funny

Oui Mais Non Card

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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: circus, clown face, evil clown, funny, funny meme

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Card

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Are We Back In Medieval Times? Card

Description: A funny knight themed wordplay piece for anyone who thinks the world has gone a little backwards lately. Mid and evil, pun fully intended.

Tags: fantasy, funny, funny sayings, funny slogan, funnytee

Are We Back In Medieval Times? Card

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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Card
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Description: Perfect for the skeptics, the realists, and anyone who calls things out exactly as they see them. Blunt, sarcastic, and hilarious.

Tags: bs, bullshit, funny, funny quotes, funny sayings

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Card

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You Met Me At a Very Chinese Time In My Life Card
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Description: Perfect for pop culture fans, dragon lovers, and anyone who's ever fully committed to a new obsession. Witty, bold, and totally unforgettable.

Tags: asia, asian, asian dragon, chinamaxxing, chinese
Sassy Leopard Heart Sunglasses Card
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Description: A sassy leopard rocks heart shaped sunglasses and blows a bubblegum bubble like it owns the room, bringing playful attitude to any look. Funny and cute.

Tags: animal, animals, attitude, big cat, cat

Sassy Leopard Heart Sunglasses Card

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Proud Owner Of One Braincell Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: brain, braincell, brains, funny, funny quote

Proud Owner Of One Braincell Card

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Cat Surfing On Pizza Card
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Description: Somewhere between a daydream and a fever dream, this cat found the perfect wave and the perfect surfboard, a giant slice of pepperoni pizza. Balanced, focused, and completely unbothered by how ridiculous the whole scene is, this feline rides the ocean like it's just another Tuesday. It's playful, it's absurd, and it's impossible not to smile at. Perfect for cat people, pizza people, or anyone who appreciates art that refuses to make sense. Some waves are just meant to be surfed in style.

Tags: beach, cat, cat pizza, cats, funny

Cat Surfing On Pizza Card

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Wee Nurz Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, candy, candy heart, candy hearts, funny

Wee Nurz Card

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My Pronouns Are All/In Card
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Description: No small blinds, no folding early, just full send energy every single hand. This piece is a clever, confident nod to the poker players who never play it safe when the stakes are on the table.

Tags: cards, casino, funny, gambling, gay

My Pronouns Are All/In Card

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Drunk Cigs Don't Count Card
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Description: Drunk cigs don't count. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour.

Tags: alcohol, beer, cigarette, drink, drinking

Drunk Cigs Don't Count Card

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Lake Ontario Now and Forever Card
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Description: A clean, retro badge style tribute to sunsets over the water and the maple leaf pride that comes with calling this lake home. Simple linework, warm gold tones, and a whole lot of heart.

Tags: 51st state, anti trump, canada, canada is not for sale, canada pride

Lake Ontario Now and Forever Card

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Lake Ontario Card
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Description: A meaningful pick for Canadian lake lovers, minimalists, and anyone who wears hometown pride without needing it to shout. Great for birthdays, everyday wear, or gifting to a proud local.

Tags: anti trump, canada, canada flag, canada pride, canadian

Lake Ontario Card

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Lake Ontario Maple Leaf Card
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Description: Some love stories are simple, bold, and easy to read at a glance. This piece says it plainly with a maple leaf standing in for a heart, spelling out genuine affection for the shoreline in big, graphic letters. It's proud, it's clean, and it doesn't need extra words to make the point. Perfect for the cottage regulars, the weekend paddlers, and anyone who considers the lake practically part of the family. Straightforward on the outside, deeply rooted on the inside. That's what real love for this place looks like.

Tags: anti trump, canada, canadian, canadian flag, canadian patriot

Lake Ontario Maple Leaf Card

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I Put the Tism In Patriotism Card
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Description: Autism pride meets American pride in one gloriously bold design. A stars-and-stripes bald eagle with attitude, celebrating neurodivergent identity with humor, confidence, and maximum patriotic energy. Perfect for autistic Americans, neurodivergent pride, and anyone who wears their identity loud and unashamedly. Great for the Fourth of July, autism awareness events, or just everyday swagger.

Tags: 1776, 1776 2026, 250th anniversary, 4th of july, america

I Put the Tism In Patriotism Card

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Everything Is Great When You Don't Give A Shit Card
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Description: A blunt, gothic-lettered truth bomb for the chronically unbothered. This bold, sarcastic design celebrates the surprising clarity that comes with simply not caring anymore. Honest, funny, and refreshingly direct.

Tags: emo, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny quotes
You Look Really Weird Doing That With Your Head Card
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Description: Great for fans of absurd humor, deadpan weirdness, and conversation-starting confusion. A brilliant gift for the friend who loves messing with people, or just being delightfully strange.

Tags: confusing, funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan
Not Today Satan Card
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Description: A wide-eyed cat delivering maximum sass under a glorious rainbow. This bold, hilarious design is perfect for anyone who starts every difficult day with a firm, dramatic refusal. Satan has been warned.

Tags: adult humor, cat, cute, dark humor, evil

Not Today Satan Card

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I'm Kind Of A Big Deal Card
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Description: Great for the friend with main character energy, the office legend, or anyone who's quietly convinced they run the place. A brilliant gift for birthdays or just because they deserve it.

Tags: big deal, confidence, confidence quote, confident, funny

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal Card

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That's A Terrible Idea What Time Do We Start? Card
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Description: The official motto of every questionable plan that somehow happens anyway. This bold, funny design captures the moment doubt turns into commitment. Perfect for anyone who's never let common sense get in the way.

Tags: bad choices, bad choices make good stories, bad decisions, bad decisions make good stories, bad idea
I'm Not Saying I Hate You But... Card
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Description: A brutally honest declaration of priorities, delivered with maximum sarcasm. This bold, dark-humor design is perfect for anyone whose phone battery matters more than they'd like to admit.

Tags: adult humor, brutal, funny, funny quote, funny sayings

I'm Not Saying I Hate You But... Card

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Worried Emoticon Face Card
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Description: A simple text-style emoticon that says everything without saying a word. Perfect for the chronically anxious, the perpetually confused, or anyone whose default expression is mild internal panic.

Tags: coding, computer, emoji, emoticonkeyboard, emotion

Worried Emoticon Face Card

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Go Local Sportsball Team! Card
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Description: Go team... do the thing. Score the points. Win the game.

Tags: baseball, basketball, football, funny, game day

Go Local Sportsball Team! Card

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States USA Sports Fan Slogan Card
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Description: Cause we support the U.S., the U.S., the U.S., and that's the way we like it, we like it, we love it! I believe that we will win!

Tags: america, american, football, patriotic, patriotic sports

States USA Sports Fan Slogan Card

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Tummy Ache Survivor Card

Description: Survived another brutal round with your own stomach. This bold, funny design is perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of a rogue tummy ache. Wear it like the badge of honor it truly is.

Tags: chronic illness, dark humor, funny, funny meme, humor

Tummy Ache Survivor Card

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I'm Often Mistake For An Adult Because Of My Age Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult, adult apparently, adult ish, adulthood, adulting is hard
Stevie Knicks Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: basketball player, brunson, knicks, music, nba

Stevie Knicks Card

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AI Can't Replace Me Because I Don't Do Anything Card
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Description: Completely automation-proof. This deadpan pixelated design identifies the one foolproof strategy for surviving the AI revolution and commits to it with total conviction. Unbothered. Irreplaceable. Idle.

Tags: ai art, ai generated, artificial intelligence, funny, humor
PICKLES Card
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Description: A love letter to the greatest condiment on earth. This bold illustrated design celebrates pickles in every form, sliced, whole, jarred, and speared, with the reverence they have always deserved. Briny perfection.

Tags: big dill, cucumber, dill pickle, funny, funny pickle

PICKLES Card

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I Got That Dog In Me Card
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Description: Small dog. Enormous energy. This fierce vintage-style design features a snarling Chihuahua who has never once been informed of his size and has absolutely no plans to find out. That dog is in there. Fully.

Tags: adult humor, attitude, big dawg, big dog, dog lover

I Got That Dog In Me Card

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If My Team Doesn't Win I'm Going to Kill Myself Card
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Description: It's not just a game or a matter of life and death - it's more important than that.

Tags: baseball, basketball, dramatic, football, funny
My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Having Energy Card
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Description: The nostalgia hits different. This perfectly worded design captures the exact moment adulthood makes you miss the one thing childhood had in unlimited supply. Bold, relatable, and painfully accurate.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, funny gift, funny quote
I Can Only Please One Person Each Day Card
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Description: Limited capacity. Fully booked. This perfectly structured design delivers a three-line takedown with escalating brutality, from polite limitation to devastating long-range forecast. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. Sorry.

Tags: adult humor, anti social, blunt, bold, funny
I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Governement Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, become ungovernable

I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Governement Card

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I Eat Hot Dogs For The Shape Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, buns, food, funny, glizzies

I Eat Hot Dogs For The Shape Card

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It's The Shrimple Things That Matter Card
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Description: Wise words from a very wise crustacean. This cheerful, punny design delivers a genuinely wholesome life philosophy via one perfectly illustrated shrimp. Simple. Shrimple. Completely on point. Love it.

Tags: crawfish, crawfish boil, crayfish, funny, funny meme

It's The Shrimple Things That Matter Card

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