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Be Better Do Better Card

Description: Whatever you are... be better. Whatever you do... do better.

Tags: anti racism, anti racist, anti trump, inspiration, inspirational

Be Better Do Better Card

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It's Not Pie Card

Description: Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

Tags: black lives matter, blm, equality, feminism, feminist

It's Not Pie Card

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Love Sees No Colour Card
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Description: Love sees no colour... but racists always will.

Tags: activists, african american, black activism, black history, black history month

Love Sees No Colour Card

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Running Late Card
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Description: The only running I do is running late.

Tags: always late, exercise, fitness, gym, humor

Running Late Card

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I Need Space Card
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Description: I need space... at least 2 metres...

Tags: astronomy, cosmic, cosmos, earth, galaxy

I Need Space Card

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Take A Hike Card
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Description: Adventure awaits!

Tags: adventure, camp, camper, campfire, camping

Take A Hike Card

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I Want To Believe Card
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Description: Little green men? I Want to believe!

Tags: aliens, area 51, area 51 storm, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials

I Want To Believe Card

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Bullshit Intolerant Card
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Description: Amongst other things, I am intolerant to lactose, gluten, and bullshit.

Tags: bullshit, bullshit detector, global warming, gluten, gluten free

Bullshit Intolerant Card

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Not A Fan Of People Card

Description: I just hate the general public.

Tags: fathers day, gift for dad, gift for grandpa, grumpy, grumpy old git

Not A Fan Of People Card

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Melaninaire Card

Description: Rich with melanin... be happy in your own skin.

Tags: activists, african american, black activism, black history, black history month

Melaninaire Card

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2020 Review Card
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Description: 2020. 1 Star. Awful. Started bad and got progressively worse. Would not recommend.

Tags: 2020, 2020 review quarantine, class of 2020, class of 2020 gift idea, funny quarantine quotes

2020 Review Card

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Ew, People Card
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Description: People? Not a big fan.

Tags: ew, ew people, grumpy, grumpy old man, grumpy old man club

Ew, People Card

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Piss Me Off Today Card
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Description: Who is going to be next on my list... will it be you?

Tags: grumpy old git, grumpy old man, grumpy old man club, grumpy old man club gifts for christmas, grumpy old men

Piss Me Off Today Card

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Goalkeeper Hero Card
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Description: Not all heroes wear capes... We wear gloves.

Tags: football, goal keeper, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper gift

Goalkeeper Hero Card

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Stronger Coffee Card

Description: I take my coffee strong... is that strange?

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, coffee is always a good idea

Stronger Coffee Card

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Be Nice To Me My Wife Is Preganant Card

Description: I'm an emotional wreck already... please be nice to me!

Tags: baby, be nice, be nice to me, be nice to me my wife is pregnant, dad

Be Nice To Me My Wife Is Preganant Card

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Be Nice To Me I Haven't Had Coffee Yet Card
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Description: Do not p*ss me off until I've had an espresso!

Tags: be nice to me, caffeine, caffeine addict, caffeine lover, cappuccino

Be Nice To Me I Haven't Had Coffee Yet Card

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Black Lives Matter Flag Card

Description: Rise above! We're gonna rise above!

Tags: activists, african american, black activism, black history month, black power

Black Lives Matter Flag Card

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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Card
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Description: Honest is the best policy.

Tags: gift, humor, i didnt want to come, joke, late

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Card

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The Bestfather Card
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Description: Give dad a gift he can't refuse!

Tags: dad, daddy, daddy gift, father, father day

The Bestfather Card

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Best Dad Ever Razorback Guitar Card
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Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Tags: dad, daddy, dean guitars, dimebag, electric guitar

Best Dad Ever Razorback Guitar Card

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Best Dad Ever Strat Guitar Card
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Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Tags: dad, daddy, electric guitar, father, fathers day gift

Best Dad Ever Strat Guitar Card

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Best Dad Ever Flying V Guitar Card
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Description: This Dad ROCKS!

Tags: dad, daddy, electric guitar, father, flying v

Best Dad Ever Flying V Guitar Card

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Occupy Bars Card
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Description: See you at the bar!!!

Tags: alcohol, bar, beer gift, beer gifts, beer lover gift

Occupy Bars Card

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I Paused My Game To Be Here Card
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Description: I've left my game on pause... let's make this quick.

Tags: game, games, gaming, i paused my game to be here, paused my game

I Paused My Game To Be Here Card

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I Heart My Dad Card
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Description: I <3 My Dad

Tags: dad, daddy, father, father day, fathers day gift

I Heart My Dad Card

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Socially Distant Hugs Card
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Description: Free hugs... but keep your distance!

Tags: free hug, freehugs, hug, hugs, love

Socially Distant Hugs Card

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We're In This Together Card

Description: Black & white unite... we're in this together.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, black activism, black power

We're In This Together Card

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Heavy Metal Made Me Do It Card
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Description: ...but I was gonna do it anyway.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, electric guitar, guitar

Heavy Metal Made Me Do It Card

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What Is Going On? Card
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Description: Seriously... 2020... what the fuck is going on?!?

Tags: cuss, dropping f bombs, explicit content, f bomb, f bombs

What Is Going On? Card

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The Revolution Card
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Description: The revolution is being televised. #BLM

Tags: activists, anti trump, black activism, black lives matter, black power

The Revolution Card

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Thank God For Heavy Metal Card
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Description: Thank God For Heavy Metal

Tags: air guitar, band, black metal, death metal, electric guitar

Thank God For Heavy Metal Card

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Thank God For Punk Rock Card
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Description: Thank God For Punk Rock

Tags: anarchy, band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist

Thank God For Punk Rock Card

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Are We There Yet? Card
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Description: I just want to get away!

Tags: adventure, camp, camper, campfire, camping

Are We There Yet? Card

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This Is Fine Card
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Description: This is fine... everything is fine.

Tags: humor, jaws, jaws parody, ocean life, sarcasm

This Is Fine Card

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I'm Stupid Card

Description: Stupid is as stupid does!

Tags: dumb, humor, joke, meme, memes

I'm Stupid Card

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