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Jesus Loves You But I Don't Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: antisocial, christian, christianity, dark humor, faith

Jesus Loves You But I Don't Card

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Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, bag of dicks, funny, funny gift, funny quote

Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Card

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We Are All Going To Die Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: death, funny, funny gift, funny meme, funny quote

We Are All Going To Die Card

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Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences of My Own Actions Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, funny, funny meme, funny quote, funny sayings
FAFO Equation Card

Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, chemistry, equation, fafo, find out

FAFO Equation Card

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Be Autism with Me I Have Patience Card
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, aspergers, autism awareness, autistic

Be Autism with Me I Have Patience Card

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Live, Laugh, Lorazepam Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, autism awareness, autistic, depression

Live, Laugh, Lorazepam Card

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There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Card
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Description: There it goes, watch as it flies into the ether.

Tags: adult humor, butterflies, butterfly wings, flying fuck, funny

There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Card

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Kids Love Satan Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: funny, goth, gothic, occult, pagan

Kids Love Satan Card

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Making Men Hard Since 700 BC Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty Medusa design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: adult humor, equality, feminism, feminist, funny

Making Men Hard Since 700 BC Card

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I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: ally, equality, funny, funny slogan, gay

I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Card

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Intelligence Is The Ability To Adapt To Change Card
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Description: A leet speak encoded slogan for anyone who takes a second look, decodes it, and immediately feels smug about it. Perfect for the tech minded, the analytically gifted, the hacker culture enthusiast, and everyone who loves a puzzle hiding in plain sight.

Tags: coding, computer, funny, funny quote, funny sayings
Who Cares? Card
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Description: Perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, or Secret Santa. Ideal for the friend who has streamlined their emotional investment, the person who responds to drama with pure silence, and anyone whose default setting is calm, total, and deeply committed disengagement.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dont care, funny, funny quote

Who Cares? Card

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Keep On Keepin' On Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: funny, groovy, humor, humorous, inspiration

Keep On Keepin' On Card

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You Are Here - Paying Taxes and Living In Fear Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: astronaut, funny, funny meme, galaxy, humor
I Just Hope Both Teams Make Out Card
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Description: There's not enough sexual tension at this ice hockey game!

Tags: gay, gay hockey, heated rivalry, hockey, hockey life

I Just Hope Both Teams Make Out Card

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Fun Fact: I Don't Care Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: anti social, dont care, fun fact, funny, humor

Fun Fact: I Don't Care Card

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I Am Too Young To Be This Old Card
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Description: I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.

Tags: adult humor, adulting, adulting is hard, funny, funny sarcasm

I Am Too Young To Be This Old Card

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Touchdown! Card
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Description: Go sports! Score the points. Do the thing!

Tags: baseball, baseball player, baseball team, football, funny

Touchdown! Card

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Occasional Adult Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: adult, adult ish, adulthood, adulting is hard, adultish

Occasional Adult Card

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NERDY Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan

NERDY Card

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Freak Mode On Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: adult humor, feral, freak, freak mode, funny gift

Freak Mode On Card

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Who Do You Think You Are? I Am! Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: bowl, bowler, bowling alley, bowling ball, bowling league

Who Do You Think You Are? I Am! Card

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Read Books Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: bibliophile, black flag, book, bookish, books

Read Books Card

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DJesus Card
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Description: DJ Jesus on the decks. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: bible, christian, christianity, dance music, dj gift

DJesus Card

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Protect The Dolls Black Metal Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: ally, black metal, death metal, gay, heavy metal

Protect The Dolls Black Metal Card

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Tattoos Because Being An Adult Is Hard Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: funny, humor, humorous, inspirational, quote
The Fortune You Seek Is In Another Cookie Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: bad luck, cookie, fortune, fortune cookie, funny
Not Friendly Do Not Touch Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: anti social, do not touch, dont touch me, funny, humor

Not Friendly Do Not Touch Card

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I Love Beer Card
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: alcohol, beer, beer drinker, craft beer, draft beer

I Love Beer Card

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Maybe My Tattoos Don't Like You Either Card
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Description: Thanks for your opinion on my ink!

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny slogan, humor, sarcasm
Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Card
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Description: Go hiking... what's the worst that could happen?

Tags: adventure, camp, camping, forest, funny
Morning Wood Lumber Company Card
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Description: Funny lumberjack double entendre 'wood' pun.

Tags: adult humor, chainsaw, double entendre, funny, humor

Morning Wood Lumber Company Card

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Stressed Depressed and Demon Possessed Card
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Description: I can describe myself in just three terms... stressed, depressed, and demon possessed.

Tags: devil, emo, funny, gothic, horror
Become Ungovernable Card
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Description: Fight the power. F*ck the system. Become ungovernable.

Tags: animal, anti authority, funny, funny gift, funny quote

Become Ungovernable Card

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Penne For Your Thoughts Card
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Description: Penne for your thoughts? Retro funny Italian food pasta pun.

Tags: carbs, food, funny, humor, italian

Penne For Your Thoughts Card

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