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Description: Perfect gift for anyone that is clearly not a people person.

Description: Perfect gift for anyone that is clearly not a people person.

Description: Atheism pun. It's a non-prophet organization!

Description: Atheism pun. It's a non-prophet organization!

Description: Things I like... and I cannot lie.

Description: Get me a slice... I'll be fine.

Description: If you want to send me unsolicited sms pics... send dog pics, NOT dick pics.

Description: If you want to send me unsolicited sms pics... send dog pics, NOT dick pics.

Description: Perfect for anyone that will do ANYTHING for a slice of pizza!

Description: A wise philosopher once said - 'Meh-rry Christmas.'

Description: I'm in charge here!

Description: I'm in charge here!

Description: I have a hangover... does anybody know what that means? I was drunk yesterday.

Description: I have a hangover... does anybody know what that means? I was drunk yesterday.

Description: All aboard the bipolar express!

Description: That's called The Shocker!

Description: That's called The Shocker!

Description: I'm surrounded by idiots!

Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Description: These are the essentials of a Thanksgiving day feast!

Description: I'm feeling down... send noods, ASAP!

Description: These are the four very important food groups for Xmas Elves!

Description: Is that too much information?

Description: We wish you a really Merry fucking Christmas!

Description: It sucks to be me... sarcastic anxiety humor.

Description: I'm not gay... but my penis is!

Description: What's your drink of choice? A negroni sbagliato... with prosecco in it. Stunning.

Description: These are all my qualities.

Description: All places should be safe spaces.

Description: All places should be safe spaces.

Description: It's festive... and French?

Description: Math insPIres me!

Description: Math insPIres me!

Description: Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

Description: Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.