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Description: I will beat... sorry, eat your ass.

Description: Ring that bell!

Description: Ring that bell!

Description: Oral sex will make your whole day... anal sex will make your hole weak.

Description: ...but people ruined it for me.

Description: I am definitely not a people person.

Description: I am not for everyone... and honestly, I don't even want to be.

Description: I am not for everyone... and honestly, I don't even want to be.

Description: I may look happy on the outside...

Description: Do you recognise this beat?

Description: It's a rubbish book anyway.

Description: We're going to 54 states!

Description: That doesn't say what you think it says... read it again.

Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Description: Do not disturb. Funny sarcastic antisocial slogan.

Description: Ignore how gay my shirt is, I'm totally straight!

Description: Show the power of your vote.

Description: Not today, Jesus! Cute LGBTQ baphomet design.

Description: Just updating my CV... current position - Pool Boy at the vampire mansion.

Description: What better motivation do you need?

Description: Please don't bully me... I might like it.

Description: MILFs... not drugs.

Description: MILFs... not drugs.

Description: Tell 'em, coach.

Description: Pinky swear, they're safe with me. Wink.

Description: Funny flat earth slogan.

Description: Man, I love MILFs!

Description: "I'm gonna punch him out. And I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy."

Description: "I'm gonna punch him out. And I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy."

Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Description: Let Me Start Off With Two Words... 'Made In America'

Description: ...and by that I don't mean chickens.

Description: Dungeons, Dragons and Depression... the three things that define me the most.