Description: Anything is possible... but not today. Funny sarcastic lazy procrastinators text design.
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Description: Perfect gift for anyone that is clearly not a people person.
Description: Atheism pun. It's a non-prophet organization!
Description: Things I like... and I cannot lie.
Description: Get me a slice... I'll be fine.
Description: If you want to send me unsolicited sms pics... send dog pics, NOT dick pics.
Description: Perfect for anyone that will do ANYTHING for a slice of pizza!
Description: A wise philosopher once said - 'Meh-rry Christmas.'
Description: I'm in charge here!
Description: I have a hangover... does anybody know what that means? I was drunk yesterday.
Description: All aboard the bipolar express!
Description: That's called The Shocker!
Description: I'm surrounded by idiots!
Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.
Description: These are the essentials of a Thanksgiving day feast!
Description: I'm feeling down... send noods, ASAP!
Description: These are the four very important food groups for Xmas Elves!
Description: Is that too much information?
Description: We wish you a really Merry fucking Christmas!
Description: It sucks to be me... sarcastic anxiety humor.
Description: I'm not gay... but my penis is!
Description: What's your drink of choice? A negroni sbagliato... with prosecco in it. Stunning.
Description: These are all my qualities.
Description: All places should be safe spaces.
Description: It's festive... and French?
Description: Math insPIres me!
Description: Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.
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