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Bi-Polar Express Socks
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Description: All aboard the bipolar express!

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, bipolar awareness, christmas, depression

Bi-Polar Express Socks

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2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Socks
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Description: That's called The Shocker!

Tags: butt, crude, funny, hand, humor
2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Socks
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Description: That's called The Shocker!

Tags: butt, crude, funny, hand, humor
Never Underestimate the Stupidity of Idiots! Socks
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Description: I'm surrounded by idiots!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, humour
Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Socks
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Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Tags: buffering, comment, funny, humor, humour
Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Socks
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Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Tags: buffering, comment, funny, humor, humour
Thanksgiving Dinner List Socks

Description: These are the essentials of a Thanksgiving day feast!

Tags: cranberries, cranberry sauce, funny thanksgiving, gravy, happy thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Dinner List Socks

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Send Noods Socks
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Description: I'm feeling down... send noods, ASAP!

Tags: chopsticks, humor, japan, japanese, kawaii

Send Noods Socks

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Elf Christmas Food Groups List Socks
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Description: These are the four very important food groups for Xmas Elves!

Tags: buddy, candy, candy canes, candy corns, christmas
I Poop A Lot Socks
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Description: Is that too much information?

Tags: bathroom, diarrhea, humor, ibs, irritable bowel syndrome

I Poop A Lot Socks

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Merry F**king Christmas Socks
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Description: We wish you a really Merry fucking Christmas!

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas sweater, cussing, funny xmas

Merry F**king Christmas Socks

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It Sucks To Be Me Socks
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Description: It sucks to be me... sarcastic anxiety humor.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, anxious, humor, introvert

It Sucks To Be Me Socks

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I'm not Gay But My Penis Is Socks
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Description: I'm not gay... but my penis is!

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay humor, gay pride, humor

I'm not Gay But My Penis Is Socks

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A Negroni Sbagliato Socks
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Description: What's your drink of choice? A negroni sbagliato... with prosecco in it. Stunning.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, cocktail, drink, drinking

A Negroni Sbagliato Socks

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Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Horny - Bitch Acronym Socks
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Description: These are all my qualities.

Tags: abbr, acronym, adult, beautiful, bitch face
All Places Should Be Safe Spaces - Pride Flag Socks
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Description: All places should be safe spaces.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt
All Places Should Be Safe Spaces - Trans Flag Socks
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Description: All places should be safe spaces.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt
Le Tits Now Socks
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Description: It's festive... and French?

Tags: christmas, french, holiday sweater, humor, let it snow christmas

Le Tits Now Socks

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Math Inspires Me Socks
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Description: Math insPIres me!

Tags: algebra, funny math, math, mathematic, mathematician

Math Inspires Me Socks

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Math Inspires Me Socks
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Description: Math insPIres me!

Tags: algebra, funny math, math, mathematic, mathematician

Math Inspires Me Socks

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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be Socks
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Description: Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

Tags: future, humor, inspiration, inspirational, motivation
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be Socks
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Description: Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

Tags: future, humor, inspiration, inspirational, motivation
I Will Eat Your Ass Socks
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Description: I will beat... sorry, eat your ass.

Tags: bisexual, butt, butt stuff, eat ass, gay

I Will Eat Your Ass Socks

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Smash the Bell Socks
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Description: Ring that bell!

Tags: baseball, bryce harper, clearwater, clearwooder, gritty

Smash the Bell Socks

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Philadelphia Day Care Socks
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Description: Ring that bell!

Tags: baseball, bryce harper, clearwooder, florida, gritty

Philadelphia Day Care Socks

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Anal Sex Will Make Your Hole Weak Socks
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Description: Oral sex will make your whole day... anal sex will make your hole weak.

Tags: adult, anal sex, butt sex, funny quote, funny saying
I Used To Be A People Person Socks
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Description: ...but people ruined it for me.

Tags: anti social, antisocial gift, ew, ew people, funny antisocial

I Used To Be A People Person Socks

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I Hate People Socks
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Description: I am definitely not a people person.

Tags: anti social, antisocial gift, ew, ew people, ew people cat

I Hate People Socks

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I'm Not for Everyone (And I Don't Want To Be) Socks
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Description: I am not for everyone... and honestly, I don't even want to be.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, depression, ew, ew people
I'm Not for Everyone (And I Don't Want To Be) Socks
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Description: I am not for everyone... and honestly, I don't even want to be.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, depression, ew, ew people
DEAD INSIDE Socks
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Description: I may look happy on the outside...

Tags: anti social, antisocial, depressed, emo, emotions

DEAD INSIDE Socks

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Boots & Cats & Boots & Cats Socks
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Description: Do you recognise this beat?

Tags: beatboxer, beatboxing, dance, dj, dnb

Boots & Cats & Boots & Cats Socks

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I Don't Care What The Bible Says Socks
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Description: It's a rubbish book anyway.

Tags: agnostic, atheism, atheist, bible, christ
Two Words - 54 States Socks
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Description: We're going to 54 states!

Tags: america, anti biden, biden, brandon, gaffe

Two Words - 54 States Socks

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My Pen Is Huge Socks
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Description: That doesn't say what you think it says... read it again.

Tags: book, book lover, books, humor, illusion

My Pen Is Huge Socks

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Hello, Potion Seller Socks
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Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, humor

Hello, Potion Seller Socks

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