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You Cannot Handle My Potions Socks
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Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, humor

You Cannot Handle My Potions Socks

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Potion Seller Listen To Me Socks
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Description: I want only your strongest potions!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, humor

Potion Seller Listen To Me Socks

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DO NOT DISTURB Socks
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Description: Do not disturb. Funny sarcastic antisocial slogan.

Tags: anti social, anti social club, do not disturb, funny quarantine quotes, humor

DO NOT DISTURB Socks

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Totally Straight - Funny Unicorn Socks
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Description: Ignore how gay my shirt is, I'm totally straight!

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay, gay pride, humor
VOTE Equality Icons Socks
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Description: Show the power of your vote.

Tags: ban guns, black lives matter, blm, equality, feminism

VOTE Equality Icons Socks

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Not Today Jesus - Pride Baphomet Socks
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Description: Not today, Jesus! Cute LGBTQ baphomet design.

Tags: bisexual, demon, devil, gay, gay pride
Straight Outta The Vampire Mansion Socks
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Description: Just updating my CV... current position - Pool Boy at the vampire mansion.

Tags: frank iero, gerard way, goth, mcarmy, mcr
Vision, Creativity, Passion - Funny Motivation Socks
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Description: What better motivation do you need?

Tags: ass, eat ass, fitness, gym, humor
Don't Bully Me I'll Cum Socks
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Description: Please don't bully me... I might like it.

Tags: bdsm, bullying, cum, dominatrix, dont bully me

Don't Bully Me I'll Cum Socks

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Do Milfs Not Drugs Socks
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Description: MILFs... not drugs.

Tags: aspiring milf, future milf, groovy, humor, man i love

Do Milfs Not Drugs Socks

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Do Milfs Not Drugs Socks
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Description: MILFs... not drugs.

Tags: aspiring milf, future milf, groovy, humor, man i love

Do Milfs Not Drugs Socks

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That's Game. F*ck You. Socks
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Description: Tell 'em, coach.

Tags: bird, birds, coach, cowboys, dallas

That's Game. F*ck You. Socks

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Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Socks
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Description: Pinky swear, they're safe with me. Wink.

Tags: humor, love, nude, nudes, photographer

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Socks

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The Earth Is Flat, Didn't You Know That? Socks
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Description: Funny flat earth slogan.

Tags: asia, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, earth, flat earth society
Slut For MILFs Socks
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Description: Man, I love MILFs!

Tags: billie, billie eilish, crude, eilish, frog

Slut For MILFs Socks

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I'm Gonna Punch Him Out - Nancy Pelosi Quote Socks
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Description: "I'm gonna punch him out. And I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy."

Tags: anti trump, biden, capitol, democrat, election
I'm Gonna Punch Him Out - Nancy Pelosi Quote Socks
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Description: "I'm gonna punch him out. And I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy."

Tags: anti trump, biden, capitol, democrat, election
Trump Crimes List V2 Socks
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Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Tags: democrat, election, guilty, indict, indicted

Trump Crimes List V2 Socks

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Trump Crimes List Socks
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Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Tags: democrat, election, guilty, indict, indicted

Trump Crimes List Socks

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Two Words - Made In America Socks
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Description: Let Me Start Off With Two Words... 'Made In America'

Tags: biden, biden harris, blunder, democrat, election

Two Words - Made In America Socks

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I Heart Cock Socks
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Description: ...and by that I don't mean chickens.

Tags: billie, cock, crude, eilish, gay

I Heart Cock Socks

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Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Socks
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Description: Dungeons, Dragons and Depression... the three things that define me the most.

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, critical role, depressed
Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Socks
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Description: Dungeons, Dragons and Depression... the three things that define me the most.

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, critical role, depressed
Corn - Not Everyone Has To Like It To Be The Best Socks
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Description: I love corn! Have yourself a contastic day!

Tags: corn kid, corn on the cob, corntastic, delicious, ear of corn
It's Corn! Socks
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Description: I love corn! Have yourself a contastic day!

Tags: corn kid, corn on the cob, corntastic, delicious, ear of corn

It's Corn! Socks

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All We Are Is Dust In The Wind, Dude Socks
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Description: Dust. Wind. Dude.

Tags: 90s, alex winter, be excellent to each other, bill and teds excellent adventure, bogus journey
Letuce & Shell, Cheese and Meat Socks
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Description: Ingredients list for a delicious taco!

Tags: birthday, burrito, cinco de mayo, cinco de mayo day, fiesta
I Told My Wife She Should Embrace Her Mistakes... She Hugged Me Socks
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Description: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she hugged me! Funny sarcastic marriage pun for Father's Day, wedding anniversaries, birthdays etc.

Tags: anniversary, birthday, daddy, dicorce, father
Vacuum Guy At The Vampire Mansion Socks
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Description: Just updating my CV... current position - Vacuum Guy at the vampire mansion.

Tags: frank iero, gerard way, goth, mcarmy, mcr
Hotter Than Your Ex - Better Than Your Next Socks
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Description: Hotter Than Your Ex - Better Than Your Next... funny Kpop inspired design!

Tags: boyfriend, bts, couple, girlfriend, heart
Don't Need A Permit For These Guns Socks
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Description: I don't need a permit for these guns! Funny sarcastic gym workout gear for anyone proud of their muscles!

Tags: abs, biceps, bodybuilding, cardio, exercise
Don't Need A Permit For These Guns Socks
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Description: I don't need a permit for these guns! Funny sarcastic gym workout gear for anyone proud of their muscles!

Tags: abs, biceps, bodybuilding, cardio, exercise
Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Socks
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Description: Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk. And when I was sober. Please forget everything I said ever. Funny sarcastic song lyrics twist.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, funny
Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Socks
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Description: Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk. And when I was sober. Please forget everything I said ever. Funny sarcastic song lyrics twist.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, funny
Sorry For Having Great Tits and Correct Opinions Socks
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Description: Please accept my apologies. If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: equal rights, equality, feminism, girl power, great tit
Lasagna - Chemistry Table of Periodic Elements Socks
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Description: The science of meat, pasta and sauce.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, element, elements, italian

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