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I'm An Adult (Technically) Tapestry
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Description: It's scary to thing I'm the same age as adults.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, big kid, grown up

I'm An Adult (Technically) Tapestry

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I'm An Adult (Technically) Tapestry
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Description: It's scary to thing I'm the same age as adults.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, big kid, grown up

I'm An Adult (Technically) Tapestry

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Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Tapestry
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Description: Italian food is the best way to forget your troubles!

Tags: i eat pasta, italian, italian food, italy, pasta
Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Tapestry
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Description: Italian food is the best way to forget your troubles!

Tags: i eat pasta, italian, italian food, italy, pasta
Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Under Any Circumstances... Tapestry
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Description: ...no matter what I say! Quitting smoking is hard! If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: anti smoking, cigar, cigarette, humor, humorous
It May Be Funny To You Motherf**ker... Tapestry
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Description: ...but it's not funny to me. End gun violence now!

Tags: beto, beto for texas, beto orourke, end gun violence, gun control

It May Be Funny To You Motherf**ker... Tapestry

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I Love You To the Moon and Back But... Tapestry
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Description: I fucking want to leave you there sometimes!

Tags: f bomb, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings

I Love You To the Moon and Back But... Tapestry

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Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Tapestry
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Description: Sarcastic text design for a grumpy old friend or family member.

Tags: cremation, exercise, fitness, funeral, funny quote
Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Tapestry
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Description: Sarcastic text design for a grumpy old friend or family member.

Tags: cremation, exercise, fitness, funeral, funny quote
God Hates Facts Tapestry
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Description: Sarcastic atheist humor!

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christianity

God Hates Facts Tapestry

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God Hates Facts Tapestry
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Description: Sarcastic atheist humor!

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christianity

God Hates Facts Tapestry

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Sorry Princess, I Only Date Crack Whores Tapestry
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Description: I like a very particular kind of woman.

Tags: adult, cocaine, crude, drugs, humor
Sorry I'm Late - I Was Somewhere Else Doing Something Better Tapestry
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Description: Sorry I'm late... I was somewhere else doing something better! At least I'm honest.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan, honest, honesty
Kinda Hungry, Kinda Horny, Kinda Tired, Kinda Wanna Get A Tattoo Tapestry
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Description: How are you feeling today?

Tags: dead inside, emotions, feelings, horny, humor
Dead Inside But Still Horny Tapestry
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Description: I have no soul... but I still have needs.

Tags: dead inside, dead inside but still horny, dead inside funny, dead inside meme, emo

Dead Inside But Still Horny Tapestry

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I Hate Stupid People Tapestry
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Description: People... I'm not a fan. Especially the stupid ones.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings, hate, humor

I Hate Stupid People Tapestry

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I Love Nachos Tapestry
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Description: Who loves nachos? I LOVE NACHOS!

Tags: cinco de mayo, fast food, fiesta, food lover, funny tacos

I Love Nachos Tapestry

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BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Tapestry
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Description: Funny BDSM initialism... is that what you thought it stood for?

Tags: acronym, dominant, fetish, funny, humor
BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Tapestry
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Description: Funny BDSM initialism... is that what you thought it stood for?

Tags: acronym, dominant, fetish, funny, humor
Yeah, I Have NFTs Tapestry
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Description: Oh... is that not what you meant by NFT?

Tags: crude, crypto, crypto sucks, flirty, funny quote

Yeah, I Have NFTs Tapestry

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...Just don't Talk To Me, Okay? Tapestry
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Description: Don't ask me about my grade or college or job or relationship status or weight. Actually, just don't talk to me, okay?

Tags: anti social, antisocial club, dont talk to me, humor, introvert

...Just don't Talk To Me, Okay? Tapestry

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Not Only No, But Fuck No. Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes, just a straightforward 'no' is not enough.

Tags: fuck, humor, nah, negative, no

Not Only No, But Fuck No. Tapestry

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Not Only No, But Fuck No. Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes, just a straightforward 'no' is not enough.

Tags: fuck, humor, nah, negative, no

Not Only No, But Fuck No. Tapestry

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MILF University Tapestry
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Description: Graduated with flying colors from MILF University!

Tags: college, collegiate, future milf, humor, i love frogs

MILF University Tapestry

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Single and Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Tapestry
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Description: Introverted but ready to meet like minded individuals.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, anxious, depression, humor
Save The Bees, Plant More Trees... Tapestry
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Description: Save the trees, plant more trees, clean the seas, titties. Four steps to a better World.

Tags: climate change, earth, earth day, environment, global warming

Save The Bees, Plant More Trees... Tapestry

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If Sad Was A Drug... Tapestry
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Description: If sad was a drug, I'd be high as fuck. Mental health humor.

Tags: anxiety, anxiety disorder, anxious, depressed, introvert

If Sad Was A Drug... Tapestry

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I Know HTML - How to Meet Ladies Tapestry
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Description: Of course I know HTML... how to meet ladies, that is!

Tags: code, coder, coding, computer, css

I Know HTML - How to Meet Ladies Tapestry

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I Paused My Game To Be Here Tapestry
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Description: My game is on pause... let's make this quick!

Tags: console, controller, funny, game, game player

I Paused My Game To Be Here Tapestry

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I Paused My Game To Be Here Tapestry
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Description: My game is on pause... let's make this quick!

Tags: console, controller, funny, game, game player

I Paused My Game To Be Here Tapestry

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If You Heard Anything Bad About Me... Back Tapestry
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Description: If you heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone!

Tags: adult, cussing, humor, insult, insulting
Pro Roe Vibes - 1973 Tapestry
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Description: Fight for women's rights and reproductive freedom.

Tags: abortion rights, bans off my body, equal rights, equality, feminism

Pro Roe Vibes - 1973 Tapestry

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Pro Roe Vibes - 1973 Tapestry
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Description: Fight for women's rights and reproductive freedom.

Tags: abortion rights, bans off my body, equal rights, equality, feminism

Pro Roe Vibes - 1973 Tapestry

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I Love Cold Beer Tapestry
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Description: Nothing better that an ice cold beer!

Tags: alcohol, beer drinking team, beer gifts, beer lover gift, beerfest

I Love Cold Beer Tapestry

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I Love Cold Beer Tapestry
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Description: Nothing better that an ice cold beer!

Tags: alcohol, beer drinking team, beer gifts, beer lover gift, beerfest

I Love Cold Beer Tapestry

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Swearing Is Cool Tapestry
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Description: Don't listen to what they say... swearing is cool!

Tags: adult, cussing, humor, insult, insulting

Swearing Is Cool Tapestry

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