Crewneck Sweatshirts
Description: "Never trust an atom. They make up everything." A retro atom with a shifty little face, for chemistry teachers, physicists, lab people and science pun collectors. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Never Trust an Atom They Make Up Everything - Funny Science Pun Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A round cat in a chef's headband slurps a big bowl of ramen in front of a red sun, drawn like a vintage Japanese woodblock print with drifting cherry blossom. For cat lovers, noodle lovers and fans of retro Japanese art. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A blissful capybara soaks in a steaming hot spring with floating yuzu, drawn like a vintage Japanese woodblock print with a red sun and a pine branch. For capybara lovers and anyone who needs to relax. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Capybara Onsen - Japanese Woodblock Hot Spring Yuzu Bath Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: "Everything hurts and I'm dying." A skeleton lies flat on an exercise mat next to a dumbbell and a water bottle. Retro gym humor for leg day survivors, yoga beginners and personal trainers. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Funny Skeleton Gym Workout Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: "Introverts unite! Separately, in your own homes." A retro rally poster with a raised fist holding a house key, for introverts who support the cause from the couch. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Introverts Unite Separately in Your Own Homes - Funny Retro Introvert Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: "Mountains aren't funny, they're hill areas." A retro national-park style badge with a striped sunset over the peaks, for hikers, campers and collectors of terrible puns. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Mountains Aren't Funny They're Hill Areas - Funny Retro Hiking Pun Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: An indignant goose in a bow tie, wings spread and mid-honk, would like you to know: "First of all, I'm a delight." A two-color vintage engraving for sarcastic people and goose lovers. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
First of All I'm a Delight - Funny Angry Goose Sarcastic Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A scandalized raccoon in a pearl necklace throws both arms in the air: "All of my flabbers are gasted." A one-color vintage engraving in navy ink for dramatic people and raccoon lovers. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
All of My Flabbers Are Gasted - Funny Shocked Raccoon With Pearls Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A very serious frog knight in a red cape rides into battle on a snail under the words "I am a conduit for nonsense". A vintage storybook-style frog meme for the chaotic, the silly and the proudly weird. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Am a Conduit for Nonsense - Funny Frog Knight Riding a Snail Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A tiny, extremely fluffy kitten with a furious scowl sits in a bed of peonies, roses and daisies under the words "Rage consumes me". A vintage floral cat meme for cat lovers who are cute on the outside and angry on the inside. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: "My son-in-law is my favorite child." Bold retro lettering in orange, mustard and teal for the mother-in-law or father-in-law who likes to keep the rest of the family on their toes. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
My Son-In-Law Is My Favorite Child - Funny Mother-In-Law Father-In-Law Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: Gen X: lots of memories, no evidence. A retro striped sunset with a cassette tape and a tangle of loose tape, for the generation that grew up before camera phones. Vintage 80s colors with a worn print texture. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Gen X Lots of Memories No Evidence - Retro Cassette Tape Sunset Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: "If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant." Retro stacked lettering with a small bell curve for statisticians, researchers, lab people and anyone who has repeated an experiment. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: "There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" - and the list stops right there. A classic nerd joke in clean white type for data scientists, statisticians, engineers and math people. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
There Are Two Types of People - Extrapolate From Incomplete Data Science Joke Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." Plain white letters for anyone who is tired, sarcastic and out of better offers. Dark, absurd humor for introverts and worn-out adults. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
At This Point If a Clown Invited Me Into the Woods I'd Just Go - Sarcastic Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: Bold white text that says what every introvert is thinking: "Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come." A deadpan, minimalist design for the antisocial, the always late and anyone who would rather have stayed in. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come - Funny Introvert Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A funny Christian design: a smug little frog with a halo sitting on a lily pad with a coffee, and the line "I could be meaner but Jesus said no" in soft bubble lettering. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Could Be Meaner But Jesus Said No - Funny Christian Frog Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A soft western design for cow lovers: a fluffy highland cow in a flower crown stands in a meadow of wildflowers in front of a retro sunset. A gift for farm families, country hearts and anyone with a thing for fluffy cows. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A husband design with a complaint: a rooster in aviators next to a flaming chili under "It's a tough life having such a hot wife". A gift from wife to husband for an anniversary, birthday or Father's Day. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
It's a Tough Life Having Such a Hot Wife - Funny Husband Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A wife design for delegating: iced coffee, sunglasses and a paperback under "That sounds like my husband's problem" in breezy 70s lettering. A birthday, anniversary or Mother's Day gift for a wife who has had enough for today. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A crochet design for perfect evenings: a scruffy dog naps in a basket of yarn next to a granny-square blanket, with "I just want to crochet and hang out with my dog". A gift for crocheters, yarn collectors and dog moms. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Just Want to Crochet and Hang Out With My Dog - Crochet Lover Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A horse girl design that explains everything: a chestnut horse with wildflowers in its mane inside a horseshoe, and the four-word schedule "Sorry. Can't. Horses. Bye." A gift for riders, barn friends and horse moms. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.