Two Broke Yoopers

Description: The whole Upper Peninsula is giving you the evil eye this Halloween. Spooky orange U.P. with glaring eyes, a little jack-o-lantern, and a friendly reminder to Have a Scary Good Time. Great for trick-or-treat duty, the costume party, or scaring the neighbors at deer camp. Note that we can easily substitute a slogan of your own if you wish! From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Regular costs one arm, one leg. Diesel costs one kidney. A pink gas pump with blue pumpkins and white bats under a full moon, made to stand out on dark shirts. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Regular costs one arm, one leg. Diesel costs one kidney. A Halloween gas pump under a full moon, for anyone who winces every time they fill up. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the friend who was into it before everybody else (or at least claims they were). Drawn by hand in bold deep purple ink with an arrow pointing straight up, this design brings pure deadpan confidence without looking like a cookie-cutter template. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the friend who was into it before everybody else (or at least claims they were). Written by hand with an arrow pointing straight up. No polished templates, just pure deadpan confidence. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Recliner up, coffee hot, outdoors cancelled. A sketched easy chair for homebodies, couch campers and anyone done with the weather. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A sketched recliner, a hot coffee and zero plans to go outside. For homebodies, couch campers and anyone who has seen enough weather. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Yoopers live closer to Wisconsin than to the rest of Michigan, so we figure the dairy is half ours. An angry dairy cow with an Upper Peninsula shaped spot and a hungry badger with a wedge of cheese, on a big green Wisconsin. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Yoopers live closer to Wisconsin than to the rest of Michigan, so we figure the dairy is half ours. An angry dairy cow with an Upper Peninsula shaped spot and a hungry badger with a wedge of cheese, on a big green Wisconsin. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For folks who know you ain't truly a Yooper till you felt the right relief — Upper Peninsula pride in a Yooper accent, set against a north-woods pine treeline. A funny gift for anyone from da U.P. or anyone who'd rather be in the woods. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For folks who know you ain't truly a Yooper till you felt the right relief — Upper Peninsula pride in a Yooper accent, set against a north-woods pine treeline. A funny gift for anyone from da U.P. or anyone who'd rather be in the woods. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For folks who know you ain't truly a Yooper till you felt the right relief — Upper Peninsula pride in a Yooper accent, set against a north-woods pine treeline. A funny gift for anyone from da U.P. or anyone who'd rather be in the woods. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For folks who know you ain't truly a Yooper till you felt the right relief — Upper Peninsula pride in a Yooper accent, set against a north-woods pine treeline. A funny gift for anyone from da U.P. or anyone who'd rather be in the woods. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A tribute to the Upper Peninsula, Yooper tradition, and people who deservedly are recognized for contributing to Yooper culture. Upon request we can add your name of choice. The symbol can also be changed to a paw print, heart, etc. To personalize this design with a name or symbol, email us at [email protected]. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A tribute to the Upper Peninsula, Yooper tradition, and people who deservedly are recognized for contributing to Yooper culture. Upon request we can add your name of choice. The symbol can also be changed to a paw print, heart, etc. To personalize this design with a name or symbol, email us at [email protected]. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A grumpy kid knee-deep in fall leaves, arms crossed and rake down, because nature dropped them all at once. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A sweet beagle curled up on a cozy plaid blanket, proud to be Grandma's girl. A gift for grandmas, beagle lovers and every spoiled grand-pup. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Yoopers live closer to Wisconsin than to the rest of Michigan, so we figure the cheese is half ours. An angry dairy cow with an Upper Peninsula shaped spot and a hungry badger with a wedge of cheese, on a big green Wisconsin, with cream lettering made for dark shirts. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Yoopers live closer to Wisconsin than to the rest of Michigan, so we figure the cheese is half ours. An angry dairy cow with an Upper Peninsula shaped spot and a hungry badger with a wedge of cheese, on a big green Wisconsin. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Out of 8.3 billion people on this planet, the aliens keep picking you. A one-eyed purple flying saucer with an EARTH OR BUST bumper sticker beams up one very grumpy guy in a bright yellow beam. A funny UFO shirt for anyone who attracts every weird thing in the room. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Out of 8.3 billion people on this planet, the aliens keep picking you. A one-eyed purple flying saucer with an EARTH OR BUST bumper sticker beams up one very unimpressed woman in a bright yellow beam. A funny UFO shirt for anyone who attracts every weird thing in the room. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Out of 8.3 billion people on this planet, the aliens keep picking you. A one-eyed teal flying saucer with an EARTH OR BUST bumper sticker beams up one very grumpy guy. A funny UFO shirt for anyone who attracts every weird thing in the room. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Out of 8.3 billion people on this planet, the aliens keep picking you. A one-eyed teal flying saucer with an EARTH OR BUST bumper sticker beams up one very unimpressed woman. A funny UFO shirt for anyone who attracts every weird thing in the room. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A two-sided Yooper joke. Two wild blueberries sit on the front, and the back finishes it: CHECK OUT OUR WILD BLUEBERRIES, THEY'RE DELICIOUS, under the shape of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Good for berry pickers, camp weekends, and anyone from the U.P. who does not take themselves too seriously. Designed by 2 Broke Yoopers in Marquette, Michigan. From 2 Broke Yoopers - affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A second version of the Florida Yooper design by request. Perfect for snowbirds who still think of the U.P. fondly while enjoying a new life in FL. The humidity should at least be familiar! From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A second version of the Florida Yooper design by request. Perfect for snowbirds who still think of the U.P. fondly while enjoying a new life in FL. The humidity should at least be familiar! From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A tribute to the Upper Peninsula, Yooper tradition, and people who deservedly are recognized for contributing to Yooper culture. Upon request we can add your name of choice. The symbol can also be changed to a paw print, heart, etc. To personalize this design with a name or symbol, email us at [email protected]. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A tribute to the Upper Peninsula, Yooper tradition, and people who deservedly are recognized for contributing to Yooper culture. Upon request we can add your name of choice. The symbol can also be changed to a paw print, heart, etc. To personalize this design with a name or symbol, email us at [email protected]. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: A sure fire conversation starter. Show you care about not caring. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the one who heads north to shut the phone off and let the week fall away, this is the shirt you pull on that first slow morning up at camp. It shows a black outline of the Upper Peninsula with the words RESET WITH NO REGRET underneath. It makes a good pick for the Yooper in your family, a friend who moved away and misses home, or anybody who counts down the days to their next trip up north. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the bargain hunter who can justify any haul as community service. A car packed to the roof, a plate that reads WORTH EVERY PENNY, and zero regrets. Funny gift for the garage-sale addict, thrifter, or flea-market fanatic in your life. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: This one is for the fella who hauls way more rods to the lake than any one person needs and wears it proud on the way to the boat launch. The design shows a bass framing a guy in a little boat packed with fishing rods, a sign reading "I'M NOT LUCKY I'M PREPARED", a row of lucky charms and the words "IF YOU'RE GONNA BE OBSESSED MAKE IT WITH FISHING". It makes a good pick for the fishing dad, grandpa or buddy who never passed up a tackle sale. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Throw this on Saturday morning when you're heading out to hit every garage sale in town and you already know the truck's coming home full again. It shows a woman with her arms crossed asking "Do they call it a garage sale because you need a new garage when you get home" while a grinning guy leans on a 4x4 piled with tools and a bumper sign that says I REGRET NOTHING. Good one for the husband, dad or grandpa who can't pass up another rake for a buck, or for the person at home who has to find room for it all. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the dog owner who drags in after a long day and finds the pup sprawled across the bed like they did all the work. The design shows a beagle snuggled under a gray blanket on a floral pillow inside a heart, with the words "IT HAD TO BE A DOG WHO CAME UP WITH THE PHRASE WORKING LIKE A DOG" printed below. It makes a good pick for any dog mom, dog dad, or buddy whose pup runs the house. Yah, we all know a dog like that. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: For the long days when you are worn out and the best part is coming home to a dog who is just happy to see you. The design shows a woman holding a leash with a brown puppy in a harness sitting at the other end, along with the words "IF YOU ARE AT THE END OF YOUR ROPE MAKE SURE THERE IS A LOVING DOG AT THE OTHER END." It makes a good pick for a dog mom, a dog dad, or a friend going through a rough stretch who leans on their pup to get by. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.

Description: Wear this to card night when your partner has gone alone one too many times and lost it all. It shows a fed up blonde booting a guy in the backside at the bar while her two friends at the card table laugh and say "Guess he wasn't a very good euchre partner". It's a good pick for your regular euchre crew, the gal who always keeps score, or anybody who's been set by their own partner. From 2 Broke Yoopers — affordable products built for fun, function, and honest value.