Tee Royale

Description: “Serving buns front and back 🍔💁‍♂️ Warning: Wearing this tee may cause sudden cravings, unsolicited compliments, and the urge to yell ‘Order up!’ in public. Top bun’s bringing the drip, bottom bun’s holding it down — together they’re the full snack. No cheese needed — you’re already bringing the flavor.”

Description: When your blackjack hand is sitting at a shaky 15 and the dealer leans in a little too close… things get flirty. This design takes a classic casino moment and deals it with a wink — perfect for those who love puns, sarcasm, and terrible decisions dressed in charm. Flirtatious. Risky. Just one hit away from disaster — or a 21.

Description: “Silent Partner” – Golf Ball Whisperer It’s the final putt. Tension’s high. The ball teeters on the edge of glory… And then — enter the real MVP: a fly. Perched on top, this tiny caddy knows what’s at stake. With a calm “Shhh… keep your mouth shut,” he keeps the pressure low and the focus sharp. This surreal little scene is for golf lovers, oddball humor fans, or anyone who’s ever relied on a quiet friend to help them just barely make it. Weird. Witty. Weirdly motivational. Grab this tee and let the fly do the talking.

Description: Elbebe™ – Tiny. Fierce. Questionably Legal. From the chaotic genius who brought you nothing of value comes Elbebe — the sombrero-rocking, mustache-flexing antihero no one asked for… and everyone low-key loves. Dressed like a mariachi, shaped like mischief, and filled with vibes only a Labubu on espresso could understand. Authentic? Absolutely not. Adorable? Uncomfortably yes. Cursed? Probably. Collect him, fear him, become him. Viva Elbebe.

Description: Nothing says “trust issues” like a sticky note on your back. This hand-scrawled, yellow block-style Kick Me design captures the timeless chaos of hallway pranks, middle school energy, and that one friend you should’ve never turned your back on. Complete with a peeling corner for that authentic “oops, didn’t see it” effect. Wear it ironically. Or wear it literally. Just watch your six. Warning: May cause sudden bursts of nostalgia or unexpected kicks.

Description: Spite™ – Obey your worst impulses. When life gives you lemons, throw them back — aggressively. This bold red logo is a carbonated middle finger to positivity, inspired by the classic soda you grew up loving and slowly grew to resent. Dripping with attitude (and maybe a little sugar), Spite™ is perfect for days when you’re done playing nice. Wear it like you mean it. Or don’t. We don’t care.

Description: Slip into this vintage CRT shirt and instantly transform into everyone’s favorite living room furniture from 1983. The screen? Right on your chest. The static? Eternal. The signal? Lost — but make it fashion. ✨ Bonus: Sleeves double as faux speaker vents. You’re literally channeling old-school cool. 👀 Warning: May cause people to adjust your invisible antenna or ask if you get HBO. Perfect for anyone who’s ever said: “I’m not a person, I’m a vibe transmission device.”

Description: Remember when fast-forwarding meant manual labor and a #2 pencil was your best friend? This shirt is a wearable nod to the analog age — when mixtapes were sacred, batteries were precious, and your pencil pulled double duty. Perfect for nostalgia junkies, retro romantics, and anyone who still remembers how to flip to Side B. Warning: May trigger spontaneous humming of 90s jams.

Description: Please check out the the other funny and cool designs on my profile! I promise you will not regret it :) Main part of a rotary dial phone is based in the middle of the shirt which makes the arm-parts seem like the handset.

Description: Blast from the past… or is it the future? This “Ahead to the Past” design flips time travel on its head—perfect for those who love nostalgia with a twist!

Description: Bread. Peanut butter. A polite request. Sometimes you just need someone to complete you—this shirt gets that. Jelly Me Please is both a craving and a lifestyle.

Description: Pull the Hand-le! Get it? DO YOU FREAKIN' GET IT?!