tekmagika

Description: A creative interpretation of an advertisement for the actual haunted house I worked in in the early to mid-80's.

Description: NO BORDERS NO MASTERS NO AUTHORITY

Description: The sea monk (also monk-fish or monkfish) was a sea creature found off the eastern coast of the Danish island of Zealand in 1546. It was described as a "fish" that outwardly resembled a human monk in his habit.

Description: A vintage view of the inner workings of Uncle Charlie. I'm sure he'll recover quickly. Just as soon as we find his head.

Description: Vintage woodcut illustration of a mysterious figure. And some words in Latin! Or French! I really have no idea!

Description: “Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.” - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Description: Now is all there is. The present is where life unfolds. This design embodies mindfulness, awareness, and the power of living fully in the moment. For those who honor clarity, perception, and the immediacy of existence.

Description: What was, is. What is, will be. Time flows, unbroken and impartial. This design embodies patience, continuity, and the enduring rhythm of existence. For those who honor the cycles that shape life, growth, and destiny.

Description: From Ruin, Truth. Only through destruction does clarity emerge.This design embodies the raw power of endings, the inevitability of collapse, and the revelation that arises from chaos. For those who see strength in upheaval and insight in devastation.

Description: First Breath, Final Whisper. Every beginning carries the echo of the end. This design celebrates creation, transformation, and the quiet majesty of life’s cycles. For those who honor birth, growth, and the endless spark of imagination.

Description: Break the Mirror. Refuse reflection; embrace disruption. This design celebrates chaos, bold defiance, and the power to shatter expectations. For those who thrive where rules crumble and structure falls away.

Description: Law Above All. Order is strength; structure is power. This design celebrates discipline, rules, and the unyielding framework that keeps chaos at bay. For those who honor duty, hierarchy, and the power of order upheld.

Description: The Circle Never Breaks. Time flows, but the cycle endures. This design embodies eternity, resilience, and the unbroken rhythm of existence. For those who honor the endless cycles that shape life, death, and everything in between.

Description: The Dead Need No Crowns, Only Silence. Honor comes not in pomp, but in quiet. This design embodies the inevitability of death, the stillness of passing, and the respect owed to all who have walked before us. For those who find strength in reflection and acceptance.

Description: No Map, No Master. Fortune favors no one, and that’s the thrill of it. This design celebrates chaos, luck, and the dance of unpredictability. For the wanderers, gamblers, and free spirits who trust the fall more than the plan.

Description: Struggle Tightens the Knot. Every motion is a thread pulled tighter in the web. This design captures the inevitability of fate - calm, intricate, and merciless. For those who understand that the harder we fight the pattern, the more perfectly we fulfill it.

Description: Mercy is a Leash. Power answers to no conscience. This design embodies domination, hunger, and the ruthless will to rise unbound. For those who know that kindness can chain the strong, and choose to break the chain.

Description: Light the Way. Kindness isn’t softness. It’s strength that refuses to fade. This design embodies courage, mercy, and the resolve to bring light where it’s needed most. For those who lead with heart, even in the darkest hours.

Description: Great Works Outlive Their Makers. Every masterpiece is a heartbeat preserved in time. This design honors the artists, builders, and dreamers whose creations defy decay. A timeless reminder that culture is the echo that never fades.

Description: Wind Outlasts Stone. The wild does not rage, it endures. This design celebrates the quiet strength of nature: relentless, patient, and eternal. For those who know that even the hardest walls crumble before the breath of time.

Description: To Wake is To Suffer. The dream is mercy; waking is the wound. This design captures the stillness between sleep and surrender - a tribute to those who find truth in quiet decay and beauty in the absence of motion.

Description: The First Battle is Within. True strength begins before the sword is drawn. For warriors of every kind who know that the hardest fights are the ones against doubt, fear, and the self.

Description: No Shadow in the Flame - for those who burn bright and never doubt their light. Whether you see it as devotion, obsession, or pure conviction, it’s a statement of clarity in a world that blurs its lines.

Description: The Middle Holds - a reminder that balance isn’t weakness, it’s strength held steady between extremes. This design embodies resilience, discipline, and the quiet power of neutrality. Perfect for those who walk the line, hold the peace, or stand firm when the world wavers.

Description: Introducing 'Fighter' - the only piece of art that can knock out boredom with a single glance. (May or may not cause spontaneous shadowboxing. Proceed at your own risk.

Description: Tired of ordinary walls? 'Druid' is here to add a touch of the mystical. It may or may not summon woodland creatures. (We recommend keeping your windows closed.)

Description: Tired of mundane existence? 'Cleric' is here to infuse your life with a touch of the divine. (May or may not include actual miracles. No refunds.)

Description: Introducing 'Bard' - the only piece of art that can recite Shakespearean insults while juggling flaming torches. (Disclaimer: Actual flaming torches not included. Please do not attempt to juggle flaming torches.)

Description: 'Barbarian' - a testament to the beauty of chaos. It's like if a tornado had a love affair with a paintbrush, and the result was surprisingly sophisticated.

Description: 'Artificer' - a masterpiece so profound, it will make your cat question its own existence. Or maybe just make it sneeze. You never know with cats.

Description: This ain't your stereotypical Gandalf the Grey. This is for the magically-inclined individual who's still trying to figure out laundry, taxes, and why their cat keeps knocking over their spell components. (Disclaimer: May or may not be able to conjure a decent meal. Definitely still learning to parallel park.)

Description: This ain't your grandpappy's pact with the dark lord. This is for the stylish and sophisticated soul who happens to dabble in a little bit of forbidden magic. (Disclaimer: May or may not involve actual deals with the devil. Gucci slippers sold separately.)

Description: This ain't your average 'abracadabra' kind of magic. This is for the rule-breakers, the chaos magicians, the ones who bend reality to their will (or at least try to). (Disclaimer: Results may vary. May cause unexpected side effects like spontaneous nosebleeds and uncontrollable giggling.)

Description: This ain't your grandma's embroidery. It's a bold declaration of your inner scoundrel. Embrace the chaos, embrace the shadows, and maybe, just maybe, consider returning that borrowed coin purse. (Disclaimer: Actual thievery not encouraged. May result in unwanted attention from local constabulary.)

Description: This ain't no 'hug a tree' kind of nature appreciation. This is for the wild ones, the nature-loving badasses who can track a squirrel for miles and probably wrestle a bear for fun. (Disclaimer: Bear wrestling not recommended. May result in unexpected snuggles.)

Description: This ain't your grandpappy's Sunday school poster. It's a bold statement for the righteous soul with a penchant for smiting evil. (Disclaimer: Actual smiting not guaranteed. May cause mild discomfort to nearby demons.)