SADSIDE

So that no one has any doubt left that you're screaming internally as you nod away. Works best with a bright smile and a twitching eye. (I have the same design in black if you're not into painfully colorful stuff.)

So that no one has any doubt left that you’re screaming internally as you nod away. Works best with a bright smile and a twitching eye. (I have the same design in rainbow colors if you’re into that kind of thing.)

Forget lint rollers and wet sponges--now if there's actual white cat hair on your dark clothes, you can tell 'em it's conceptual and ironic. (I have one for those of you guys who love white tees and black cats, too.)

Forget lint rollers and wet sponges--now if there's actual black cat hair on your white clothes, you can tell 'em it's conceptual and ironic. (I have one for those of you guys who love black tees and white cats, too.)

A (mostly) green-colored design with a "Self-Preservation & Perseverance" statement/slogan and a mandala made out of snakes in it. Supposed to look _wicked_ from a distance, like a reptile eye (basilisk eye, more specifically), because... _cunning_. Also, the idea is that the background should only be *BLACK* but if you want me to look like a horrible person and yourself to look like a psycho, try it with a pink tee. Yeah, it's bad.

A black-and-white, minimalist drawing of a cat knocking over a cup and spilling starry coffee, saying “This is entropy” in French, and generally being a jerk.