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Description: Knitting serves many purposes, including maintaining your sanity.

Description: Wear your pride... and your hometown pride!

Description: Laughing on the outside...

Description: Happy ho-ho-holidays!

Description: Yo, Great Britain, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but America had the greatest Brexit of all time.

Description: Yo, Great Britain, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but America had the greatest Brexit of all time.

Description: Happy holidays y'all.

Description: Oh, you didn't know that's how the song went?

Description: It's halloween season, let's get spooky! 👻🍻🎃

Description: Everything sounds bettered when it's sewn...

Description: “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”

Description: Let your nerdy side show

Description: But, just what do you say when comforting a grammar nerd? There, their, they’re.

Description: If you're going to wear matching tees for the bachelorette, they may as well be accurate. 🍷

Description: If you're going to wear matching tees for the bachelorette, they may as well be accurate. 🍷

Description: Why don't you use your powers and manifest the truth bro?!

Description: Stumptown pride.

Description: Where the 7 line is the best and worst thing that ever happened.

Description: A bad day in London is still better than a good day anywhere else.

Description: We have an airport named after John Wayne, so that should put some things in perspective.

Description: We gave the world Beyoncé, you're welcome.

Description: More than just an accent.

Description: Deep dish for life.

Description: Big hair happens here.

Description: Keep Austin weird.

Description: Never fear, Brooklyn's here!

Description: How many children are you friends with?

Description: I mean, why bother?

Description: Nope: the complete and ultimate rejection of reality and all things associated with said reality.

Description: You don't have to be perfect. Just fucking do things!

Description: You don't have to be perfect. Just fucking do things!

Description: 🎶It gets so much worse! 🎶

Description: Get comfortable, it's time to spill the tea.

Description: Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.

Description: The (un)official motto for muderinos everywhere—stay sexy, and don't get murdered!