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Socks

I'm a Georgia Socks

Description: You don't have to be perfect. Just fucking do things!

Tags: mfm, girl, ssdgm, podcast, funny

I'm a Georgia Socks

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I'm a Georgia Socks

Description: You don't have to be perfect. Just fucking do things!

Tags: girl, funny, stay sexy dont get murdered, ssdgm, true crime

I'm a Georgia Socks

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I'm a Karen Socks

Description: 🎶It gets so much worse! 🎶

Tags: true crime, ssdgm, stay sexy dont get murdered, mfm, podcast

I'm a Karen Socks

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I'm a Karen Socks

Description: 🎶It gets so much worse! 🎶

Tags: true crime, stay sexy dont get murdered, ssdgm, funny, podcast

I'm a Karen Socks

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Let's Sit Crooked and Talk Straight Socks

Description: Get comfortable, it's time to spill the tea.

Tags: funny, podcast, ssdgm, mfm, true crime
Let's Sit Crooked and Talk Straight Socks

Description: Get comfortable, it's time to spill the tea.

Tags: funny, ssdgm, mfm, podcast, stay sexy dont get murdered
Stay Out of the Forest Socks

Description: Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.

Tags: girl, true crime, mfm, stay sexy dont get murdered, ssdgm

Stay Out of the Forest Socks

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Stay Out of the Forest Socks

Description: Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.

Tags: ssdgm, stay out of the forest, podcast, stay sexy dont get murdered, mfm

Stay Out of the Forest Socks

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SSDGM Socks

Description: The (un)official motto for muderinos everywhere—stay sexy, and don't get murdered!

Tags: true crime, girl, podcast, funny, stay sexy and dont get murdered

SSDGM Socks

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SSDGM Socks

Description: The (un)official motto for muderinos everywhere—stay sexy, and don't get murdered!

Tags: mfm, ssdgm, funny, podcast, stay sexy dont get murdered

SSDGM Socks

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Not Your Snowflake Socks
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Description: Politics these days...

Tags: democrat, election, feminism, feminist, funny

Not Your Snowflake Socks

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Kegels Socks
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Description: For the greater good

Tags: adulting, dating, humor, love, sex

Kegels Socks

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Kegels Socks
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Description: For the greater good

Tags: adulting, dating, humor, love, sex

Kegels Socks

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Wine and Dine Me Socks
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Description: Quickest way into my heart...

Tags: wine, wino, wine and dine, drinking, classy lady

Wine and Dine Me Socks

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Hermit Life Socks
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Description: Why go outside when I can Netflix and chill by myself?

Tags: adulting, adulting is hard, antisocial, hermit, humor

Hermit Life Socks

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Hermit Life Socks
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Description: Why go outside when I can Netflix and chill by myself?

Tags: adulting, adulting is hard, antisocial, hermit, humor

Hermit Life Socks

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Broke AF Socks
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Description: Ramen, Easy Mac, and dollar pizza... we've all been there, the struggle is real.

Tags: adulting, adulting is hard, broke, college, college humor

Broke AF Socks

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Girl Power Socks
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Description: Channel your inner Wonder Woman.

Tags: women, girls, woman, womens rights, equality

Girl Power Socks

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Feminist AF Socks
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Description: Fight the patriarchy.

Tags: woman, social justice, feminist af, feminist as fuck, equality

Feminist AF Socks

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Text on Shirts Logo Socks
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Description: When you just want to plaster our logo all over your body.

Tags: visual, graphic, art, logo, teeshirt

Text on Shirts Logo Socks

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Geronimo Socks
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Description: The Doctor? Doctor...who?

Tags: amy pond, bbc, dalek, david tennant, geronimo

Geronimo Socks

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Get Swole Socks
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Description: Bro, do you even lift?

Tags: barbell, fitspiration, bodybuilding, dumbbell, get swole

Get Swole Socks

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Get Swole Socks
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Description: Bro, do you even lift?

Tags: muscle, fit, fitspiration, lifting, training

Get Swole Socks

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Self Rescuing Princess Socks
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Description: Prince Charming who?

Tags: female, womens rights, self rescuing princess, feminist, princess

Self Rescuing Princess Socks

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Self Rescuing Princess Socks
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Description: Prince Charming who?

Tags: self rescuing, wonder woman, self rescuing princess, feminist, princess

Self Rescuing Princess Socks

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It Was Me Socks
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Description: Deal with it.

Tags: funny, humor, deal with it, it was me, bad ass bitch

It Was Me Socks

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It Was Me Socks
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Description: Deal with it.

Tags: it was me, boss ass bitch, humor, funny, deal with it

It Was Me Socks

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Jab Cross Life Socks
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Description: Kickboxing isn't for the faint of heart.

Tags: boxing, kick, box, fitness, excerise

Jab Cross Life Socks

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Jab Cross Life Socks
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Description: Kickboxing isn't for the faint of heart.

Tags: cross, punching bag, kick, box, boxing

Jab Cross Life Socks

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Papyrus Socks
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Description: Avatar, like that movie from nine years ago?

Tags: movie, funny, comedy, humor, saturday night live

Papyrus Socks

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Papyrus Socks
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Description: Avatar, like that movie from nine years ago?

Tags: funny, papyrus, comic sans, fonts, ryan gosling

Papyrus Socks

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Selfie Queen Socks
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Description: But first, let me take a selfie.

Tags: instagram, hipster, selfie, twitter, humor

Selfie Queen Socks

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Selfie Queen Socks
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Description: But first, let me take a selfie.

Tags: hipster, instagram, humor, funny, selfie

Selfie Queen Socks

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Boss Bitch Socks
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Description: Bitches get stuff done. Let everyone know you mean business.

Tags: humor, boss ass bitch, feminism, funny, lady boss

Boss Bitch Socks

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Boss Bitch Socks
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Description: Bitches get stuff done. Let everyone know you mean business.

Tags: bossy, boss lady, boss ass bitch, feminist, boss

Boss Bitch Socks

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Dance Mom Socks
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Description: You're not a ~regular~ mom, you're a dance mom. :::jazz hands:::

Tags: dance mom, stage mom, funny, mom, dancer

Dance Mom Socks

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