TGprophet Designs

Description: You won't remember why you entered the room...

Description: You won't remember why you entered the room...

Description: You won't remember why you entered the room...

Description: Crafted by a mad scientist for all your spirits and draughts. Drink from this stein...if you dare! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Description: Not so good...in fact it's downright cringey.

Description: Whether it was a fashion statement you regret or encountering one of your nostalgic movies with fresh eyes only to encounter questionable content, there are lots of things about looking into your past that can be cringeworthy. Embrace the cringe!

Description: On her very first field trip as a new teacher, there was a horrific bus accident, which tragically took the lives of all the children under her charge. The guilt of surviving the crash was too much for her to bear, so her psyche broke. Instead of coming to grips with reality, she fashioned a magical bus that took her class on these outlandish adventures. After hospitalization, Valerie Frizzle was diagnosed with schizophrenia and institutionalized at Brighton Asylum where she continues to live out her adventures as an eccentric "professor" with a pet "lizard" named Liz.

Description: By Your Powers combined...

Description: Master of Illusion and spellcaster supreme!

Description: Introducing the striped slugger, master of stealth and world traveler, Swoll Do!

Description: Entering the ring is the yellow that bellows, the briny that's shiny, the spongey fungi, Bob!

Description: Choose Your Character!

Description: If Frank Miller redid The Crow in his infamous style.

Description: Ah! The toilet puns! The horror of not knowing where the nearest toilet is!

Description: Why did the rubber chicken scream? He was being chased by a clown.

Description: Something strange is happening with Van Gogh's famous mountain.

Description: Here's a new picture book for retail workers! Don't Let the Karen Get a Discount!

Description: Can you imagine what it would be like if Captain Planet just snapped one day? Now you can't unsee it!

Description: We have such sights to show you...

Description: I'm the Ghost Puppet with the Most, Babe! *note: check this design out in plum!*

Description: Imagine if Jim Henson created this iconic character.

Description: Where are you gonna eat tonight?

Description: This image is based off the journals of Cicero, the mad jester Keeper in Skyrim and his first descent into madness.

Description: If this character became an actual comic book superhero.

Description: Why am I such a misfit?

Description: The loveable ice climber as an action cartoon.

Description: Ronald McDonald meets Old Man Logan in this Pop Culture Mashup.

Description: Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe invented the Banana Split while writing the Pit and the Pendulum, and then it was turned into a horror movie.

Description: Imagine if someone wrote a story about Jack the Ripper having a deadly flatulent spider and then someone turning it into a horror film.

Description: The horror! One night, a mad scientist brought life to a giant hot dog! This ballpark Frank started a reign of terror by attacking and eating those that had once eaten his fallen brethren. Beware Fido, Frank will have his revenge! This is a made up horror movie poster.

Description: Watch out for this playing card. What he lacks in brains, he makes up for in brutality. He is a character I have created for a group fighter game piece.

Description: Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

Description: Here's a band I just made up. It's a cross between heavy metal and Catholic nuns.

Description: This is a group shot of my original characters. The jokes are as follows from left to right Back row: Illuminaughty, Dinomite, Drama Llama, Whizard of Ahs Middle Row: Knight of the Living Dead, BarBEARian, Technical Fowl, Mug Shot Front Row: Bee Witch, Wild Card, Pie Rat, Royal Flush more characters are coming.

Description: This design was inspired by Mark 8:34-35 - "Then he called the crowd to him along with his disciples and said: "Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me and for the gospel will save it."

Description: What if the mascots of the world decided to duke it out to figure out who's the most badass? Here's an inkling of what that might look like as a video game.