Shorts
Description: For the beautifully distracted, wildly creative, idea-exploding minds out there — this shirt gets you. “ADH-Genius” celebrates the chaos, brilliance, and accidental innovation that comes with having a brain that refuses to do just one thing at a time. You don’t have a short attention span — you have multiple channels of genius running simultaneously. Wear it proudly and let your sparkle-brain shine.
Description: A playful spin on the old saying — because everyone has a first rodeo, metaphorical or otherwise. This tee is for the brave beginners, the bold first-timers, and anyone willing to jump into something new with equal parts enthusiasm, chaos, and “we’re doing this live.” Wear it proudly as you navigate fresh adventures, wild learning curves, and all the glorious mess of starting something for the very first time.
Description: Channel your inner Betty White with this hilarious and thought-provoking t-shirt! Whether you're a fan of her iconic roles or simply appreciate her wit and wisdom, this shirt is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles wherever you go. So, go ahead, embrace your inner Betty and let the world know that you're ready to tackle any situation with humor and grace!
Description: Get ready to flaunt your neurodivergent sass with our "Neuro Spicy" t-shirt! Let the world know that bold and unique go hand in hand. Bring the heat! Let's challenge preconceptions, champion inclusivity, and show the world that neurodiversity is fabulous and fierce! This shirt is a conversation starter, an empowerment booster, and a way to celebrate the beautifully complex minds that make our world so extraordinary. "Neuro-Spicy" written in white glacial indifference with QR code on back
Description: Make a grand entrance wherever you go! This bold and quirky tee is designed to turn heads and make a statement. With its eye-catching design and witty hashtag, you'll be sure to leave a lasting impression. So go ahead, embrace your confident side and let the world know that you've arrived in style. Get ready for compliments and curious glances as you rock this must-have shirt! I have arrived #yourewelcome on shirt/sticker/pin
Description: Embrace your introverted side with this amusing shirt that reads, "Please be patient, I forgot how to people." If social situations sometimes leave you feeling overwhelmed or if you simply cherish your alone time, this shirt is perfect for you. It's a great conversation starter and a fantastic way to connect with fellow introverts who can relate to the struggle of navigating social interactions. Express yourself with a touch of lightheartedness and share a laugh with those who understand the joys and challenges of being an introvert Please, please, please be patient. I forgot how to people...
Description: Feeling like a scientific genius today? You'll be the toast of the town, the wielder of equations, and the maestro of motion. With physics as your ally, you'll conquer every challenge and make the universe bend to your will. Fly high, you physics prodigy, and let the world marvel at your mastery! But wait, even the best-laid plans sometimes meet their match in the laws of physics. Can't quite make that basketball shot? Blame physics! Missed the train by a millisecond? Physics strikes again! But fret not, fellow physics enthusiasts – even when it foils our plans, we can still laugh with our "Physics!" tee as our trusty alibi. Physics! What more do you need? "Physics!" on shirt/sticker/magnet
Physics! Shorts
$27
Description: For when the minutes feel like eons. Ever had a day that drags on so slowly you wonder if the universe itself decided to play a cosmic prank on you? When every passing second becomes a marathon, this shirt is your ultimate companion to the time-warp. It's like a secret handshake shared among those who have battled through the tedium of a never-ending day.
Description: This is what human-ing looks like. Some days it's confident strutting. Some days it’s sitting in your car and crying into your smoothie. Either way, you’re doing it. This shirt is for anyone out there existing with feeling and flair — one awkward, miraculous moment at a time.
Human-ing Shorts
$27