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The Avoidance Dept. Wearable mood statements for the overthinkers, the feral-but-polite, and everyone avoiding their emails. Dry humour. Clean design. Phrases that feel like someone read your diary and put it on a shirt. Based in Australia.

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Nature Blue Tote
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Description: Some people wander because they are free spirits. Seekers. Souls drawn to the horizon. Some people wander because there are 47 unread emails and a meeting that absolutely could have been a text. Not All Those Who Wander Are Avoiding Their Emails. Some Are. is for the nature lovers who also have a work laptop, the hikers who checked Slack at the summit, and everyone who has ever stared at a mountain and thought "I could just... not go back." A love letter to the outdoors. And to avoidance. Mostly avoidance.

Tags: avoidance, camping, humor, nature, outdoors
Nature Green Tote
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Description: Some people wander because they are free spirits. Seekers. Souls drawn to the horizon. Some people wander because there are 47 unread emails and a meeting that absolutely could have been a text. Not All Those Who Wander Are Avoiding Their Emails. Some Are. is for the nature lovers who also have a work laptop, the hikers who checked Slack at the summit, and everyone who has ever stared at a mountain and thought "I could just... not go back." A love letter to the outdoors. And to avoidance. Mostly avoidance.

Tags: avoidance, camping, hiking, nature
Delicate But Hexed Green Tote
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Description: 'Delicate but Hexed' A soft little warning label. The Delicate but Hexed tee is for the girls, gays, and moon-powered entities who prefer their outfits cute, cursed, and mildly threatening. Wear with boots, silver jewellery, emotional avoidance, and one suspiciously specific playlist.

Tags: alternative, gothic, moon child, witchy
Delicate But Hexed Tote
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Description: 'Delicate but Hexed' A soft little warning label. The Delicate but Hexed tee is for the girls, gays, and moon-powered entities who prefer their outfits cute, cursed, and mildly threatening. Wear with boots, silver jewellery, emotional avoidance, and one suspiciously specific playlist.

Tags: alternative, cutesy, gothic, witchy
Feral But Polite - Black Writing Tote
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Description: Technically well-behaved. Internally feral. Feral but Polite is for the people who say "no worries at all!" in the email while absolutely losing their mind about it. The ones who hold the door open for strangers, use their please and thank yous, and are one minor inconvenience away from living in the woods. You are doing great. You are also barely holding it together. Both things are true and this shirt knows it.

Tags: absurdism, chaotic, office humor, weird, workplace humor
Feral But Polite Red Tote
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Description: Technically well-behaved. Internally feral. Feral but Polite is for the people who say "no worries at all!" in the email while absolutely losing their mind about it. The ones who hold the door open for strangers, use their please and thank yous, and are one minor inconvenience away from living in the woods. You are doing great. You are also barely holding it together. Both things are true and this shirt knows it.

Tags: absurdism, chaotic, sarcastic, weird humor
I Had A System Black on white Tote
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Description: There was a system. It made sense at the time. It had colour coding. Maybe a spreadsheet. Possibly a vision board. The system is gone now. I Had a System is for the organised-at-heart who are living in the wreckage of their own good intentions — the ADHD brains, the overthinkers, the people who have seventeen browser tabs open and a notes app full of half-finished plans. Wear it as a confession. Gift it to someone who gets it immediately.

Tags: adhd, introvert humor, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, office humor
I Had A System - Blue Writing Tote
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Description: There was a system. It made sense at the time. It had colour coding. Maybe a spreadsheet. Possibly a vision board. The system is gone now. I Had a System is for the organised-at-heart who are living in the wreckage of their own good intentions — the ADHD brains, the overthinkers, the people who have seventeen browser tabs open and a notes app full of half-finished plans. Wear it as a confession. Gift it to someone who gets it immediately.

Tags: adhd, introvert humor, neurodivergent
Operational Enough - Black Writing Tote
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Description: 'Operational Enough' For people who are technically functioning and spiritually unavailable. The Operational Enough clothing and apparel range is made for office survivors, burnout professionals, and anyone answering emails with the last 2% of their soul.

Tags: funny, office, office humor, work humor
Operational Enough - White Writing Tote
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Description: 'Operational Enough' For people who are technically functioning and spiritually unavailable. Clothing and apparel for office survivors, burnout professionals, and anyone answering emails with the last 2% of their soul.

Tags: funny, office humor, work

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