Subversive Wines Cru

Description: Baseball, what a silly sport. Now, your favorite Milwaukee based sports team has a Rally Turtle named Bobby Jr? What's next, a Rally Rabbit?!? Anyway, support your Milwaukee baseball team with the meme of the season.

Description: Drizzy, babe, love ya, but you missed a few places. Let's take that idea and run with it. Also featuring Bordeaux, Germany, and other famous wine regions. I'm starting from the bottom, now we're here.

Description: Drizzy, babe, love ya, but you missed a few places. Let's take that idea and run with it. Also featuring Bordeaux, Germany, and other famous wine regions. I'm starting from the bottom, now we're here.

Description: Drizzy, babe, love ya, but you missed a few places. Let's take that idea and run with it. Also featuring Bordeaux, Germany, and other famous wine regions. I'm starting from the bottom, now we're here.

Description: Drizzy, babe, love ya, but you missed a few places. Let's take that idea and run with it. Also featuring Bordeaux, Germany, and other famous wine regions. I'm starting from the bottom, now we're here.

Description: You know their names: Cabernet Franc, Gamay, Merlot, Pinot Noir... Icons. Show your love for your favorite trash wines with this designer t-shirt, that your favorite housewives would absolutely approve of.

Description: Show your love the red wines of Southern France with this, admittedly non-complete, list of the red grapes of the Rhone Valley. I mean, there are ton's more of grapes allowed in the AOC, but we'd either need to make a longer tee, or make the font smaller.

Description: What's better than a chair on the beach, sun shining, birds...birding, and a drink in your hand. Show your support for the latest vibe in wine, Mediterranean Beach Wines. Wines that are light, crisp, fresh, and scream "Im on a beach!"

Description: The Bearded Vine in collaboration with clothing and lifestyle brand IZZY present their latest, limited edition masterpiece. Titled 'Global Vine Scene', the artist says the piece represents "yeah, chaos...in the wine world" when asked to discuss the piece. Be sure to grab your LE merch before we're contractual required to pull it down. *edit: this was designed by my 8yo niece...so...yeah..."

Description: Georgia (the country, not the state), long time wine producer. Like, really long time, like 8000 years. Known for making skin-contact white wines, also known as "orange" wines. Get it? Now you're also a wine nerd with a punny sense of humor.

Description: Has your Innie been a team players? Maybe they've earned themselves a tasty little treat by the fire.

Description: G'day! Australia is known for a few things, two of the most important is being upside-down, and wine. This shirt features both. Crikey!

Description: How do you let people know how cool you are? Semi-obscure wine region 90% of the population doesn't know? Check. Reference to an album you've never listed to? Check.

Description: Embrace your darkside, and your love for full-bodied white wines all in one shirt!

Description: Bordeaux. Burgundy. Champagne. The Bearded Vine Wine powerhouses, all of them. Tell'em you're serious about wine with the icons of the wine world.

Description: Let'em know your love for esoteric wines with this cautionary shirt. Your wit might be sharp, but is it as sharp as the white wines from this famous German-Speaking, French community?

Description: Let Vincent of Saragossa, aka Saint Vicente Patron Saint of Wine, watch over you and your harvest for years to come. Tired of boring wine shirts? This will get you noticed at your next tasting.