The Dressed Hen

Description: This woman is primed and ready with venom and feminine wiles.

Description: Love splits us in two. Cupid doesn’t often let us remain whole once his arrow has struck.

Description: Rats, snakes, insects, all misunderstood and hated unreasonably. You can change that. Love them.

Description: Rats, snakes, insects, all misunderstood and hated unreasonably. You can change that. Love them.

Description: Feeling DROWsy. Zzzzz

Description: I see the sky in your eyes. I’d love to watch the clouds pass by and the stars twinkle at night.

Description: I see the sky in your eyes. I’d love to watch the clouds pass by and the stars twinkle at night.

Description: I see the sky in your eyes. I’d love to watch the clouds pass by and the stars twinkle at night.

Description: I see the sky in your eyes. I’d love to watch the clouds pass by and the stars twinkle at night.

Description: You’ve got BDE: Big Dill Energy. Your pickle is huge. It’s so crunchy and crisp. So delightful and refreshing. Everybody wants a vinegary taste. Don’t DILLsapoint them.

Description: A thoughtful and pondering African water buffalo named Bill. He comes from my webtoon called Gullible. He is thinking very hard right now, I wonder about what? His pose is inspired by the statue called The Thinker.

Description: This pickle is the biggest deal around, and so are you.

Description: Bill is an African water buffalo. Here he is seen pondering life’s ups and downs. His pose is inspired by the statue The Thinker.

Description: A vote for Gull is a vote for farmers. Potato farmers. Support Gull and support unions for food workers. Fry cooks specifically. This nation is built on fries. Eat fries, save lives.

Description: A classic for a reason. It speaks the truth.

Description: Jason got rejected by his crush and by a potential employer on the same day. To top it all off, he got ketchup on his favorite shirt. Poor Jason.

Description: Silly birbs

Description: Sometimes it’s not the universe that punishes you, it’s yourself. Or a flower. Will the poppies in the background bring her to slumber or will the knife?

Description: Don’t let the haters get you down, laugh at them just like a hyena, the most humorous mammal.

Description: Just three lovely, unassuming birds. No puns here. Perfectly pun-less. Serious bird time. (Silly bird sounds)

Description: This salmon inspired drag queen has taken her performance to the waters, enjoying the feel and flow the water brings to her show.

Description: This salmon inspired drag queen has taken her performance to the waters, enjoying the feel and flow the water brings to her show.

Description: Shrimp babe for your entertainment. Shes very flexible. She was teased about her shrimpy posture, so she decided to bend the complete opoosite way. Prove the haters wrong!

Description: This mysterious woman is actually a mythical being disguised as a woman to lure in foolish men. Don’t let yourself be her next victim.

Description: Abracadaver, now you will buy this shirt! Add a little magic into your life.

Description: Just a possum. Nice. Simple.

Description: I always knew my cat was plotting murder!

Description: A smile as sinister as it is colorful. It brings new meaning to a “bright” smile. Add a splash of devious color to your day.

Description: Juicy glossed lips luciously shimmering a deep maroon color.

Description: We’ve got mountains of content! Show off your love of Bo Burnham with this design inspired by a song from his album Inside.

Description: Adorable and tasty treat! Or is it a friend? Best to ask before you take a bite. Yummy!

Description: A beating heart entangled in thorns. This piece is inspired by a video that is precious to me. The music video thistle is beautiful and I wanted to pay tribute to this important symbol from it.

Description: A sweet donk living that flower girl life. She rests among blossoms as beautiful as herself.

Description: Hold my heart close and keep it safe. Protect it with your life. Feel it beat and savor the sound.

Description: A suspicious specimen serving some sus stuff. Don’t mind my alliteration. Support a marsupial on the streets.

Description: This piece is inspired by the feeling of devilish glee I felt when my crush liked me back. I don’t know why this is how I feel, but it represents it perfectly in my mind. Enjoy.