The Quiet Majority Market

Description: “Gossip is the Devil’s radio.” — George Harrison

Description: “The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.” — Tucker Max

Description: Happy Halloween!

Description: No apologies, except to the poor unicorns who got roped into this. You deserve better.

Description: Honoring our four-legged heroes! Their work ethic is a marvel, and we find it inspiring!

Description: Overspending is overrated. Do better, D.C.

Description: They're very territorial, aren't they?

Description: You heard me!

Description: Men, this is your time to shine!

Description: No bones about it!

Description: The phrase in question: “Men cannot improve a society by setting fire to it: they must seek out its old virtues.”

Description: While he'd consider himself a classical liberal, his remarkable contributions to economics and government resonate with many a conservative to this day. This is only one of many truths he highlighted in his lifetime.

Description: Margaret Thatcher was a real one.

Description: "Let us never forget this fundamental truth: the State has no source of money other than money which people earn themselves. If the State wishes to spend more it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing you more. It is no good thinking that someone else will pay - that 'someone else' is you. There is no such thing as public money; there is only taxpayers' money."

Description: Do no harm, no matter who you are or where you came from. If something feels "off" or unethical, please stand your ground! People depend on you!

Description: *insert "game over" music*

Description: Social bonds can help sharks reduce conflict, conserve energy, and improve foraging success. Let's do the same together!

Description: Get it? Red + Mediterranean...? Alright, I'll see myself out.

Description: How much longer can we meet in a moving mushroom middle?

Description: We love and support you, too!

Description: For the more "alternative" group who thrive on darker-toned goods, we had you in our minds, hearts, and ribcages.

Description: True, true.

Description: Nothing cuter than your support (and this perfect pachyderm)!

Description: Come one and all (unless you're middle class or impoverished)! The carnival is ALWAYS in town! No matter what side of the aisle you're on, you're guaranteed to groan at the folks who promised to make your life better!

Description: I dare you to have this out while you drink your PSL.

Description: This is my grown-up Christmas list. What about you?

Description: Do you agree?

Description: I dare you to have this out while you drink your PSL.

Description: 1 in 5 men have a mental illness but seldom seek help for it. Men also commit 80% of all recorded suicides (CDC, 2022). Let's change the narrative, gentlemen.

Description: Small acts of patriotism build pride! Strength in numbers!

Description: Go incogNEAT-O! Enjoy a game with friends and family while staying true to YOU!

Description: Go incogNEAT-O! Enjoy a game with friends and family while staying true to YOU!

Description: If you think you're the only politically right-adjacent individual in your circle, I promise you there's more. We're a silent majority for a reason.

Description: The logo for this establishment. If you feel you are a member of the "quiet" or "silent" majority of Americans, join the club!

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Description: This design is an original parody intended for commentary, criticism, humor, or satire. It is not an official product and is not associated with or endorsed by the owners of any referenced trademarks, brands, or intellectual property.