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Started in early 2025, The VigilAuntie is a queer-owned business based in Little Rock, Arkansas. Bree Schmidt is the owner/operator/designer of all things. She is assisted by her CPA wife, teenage stepdaughter and their two bulldogs. Most things are cheaper on shopthevigilauntie.com :)
Little Rock, AR
Queer Colors T-Shirt
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Description: It be like that.

Tags: 2slgbtqia, gay, gay pride, goth, lesbian
Lesbaru T-Shirt
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Description: IYKYK

Tags: gay, gay little car, gay pride, lesbaru, lesbian
Primary Breadloser T-Shirt
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Description: Participation trophy spouse.

Tags: breadwinner, husband, lesbian housewife, primary breadloser, primary breadwinner
For The Lady T-Shirt
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Description: PLEASE just one

Tags: equal rights, equality, feminism, womens rights
I Spy Clutter T-Shirt
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Description: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: 1990s, 90s, 90s kid, mental health, nostalgia
JFC T-Shirt
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Description: Fun fact: KFC and Law & Order use the same font.

Tags: chicken, christian, fried chicken, jesus christ, kfc
Declaration Of Independence T-Shirt
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Description: C'mon, do a revolution already

Tags: america, declaration of independence, government, politics, united states
Southern Heathen T-Shirt
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Description: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: bible, religion, religious, south, southern
Light It Up T-Shirt
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Description: It's time.

Tags: american, leftist, no kings, revolution, united states
Modern Still Death T-Shirt
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Description: IDK I just threw it together ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: death, death moth, deathshead moth, floral, flower
Early To Rock T-Shirt
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Description: And sleeps with a CPAP.

Tags: music, punk music, punk rock, punk scene, rock
Livin' The Dream 2.0 T-Shirt

Description: You know...

Tags: caucasians funny, dream, greek mythology, mythology, office culture
Livin' The Dream T-Shirt

Description: You know...

Tags: caucasians funny, caucasity, office culture, white culture, white people
Male Glare Medusa T-Shirt
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Description: Wear what you want, girl

Tags: ancient greek, equality, feminism, gorgon, greek
Train Brain T-Shirt
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Description: It would ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: actually autistic, autistic, pro vaccine, science, train
Train Brain T-Shirt
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Description: It would ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: autistic, pro science, pro vaccine, science, train
I Don't Like This Rock T-Shirt

Description: Neither do I, Marcus.

Tags: i dont like this rock, marcus, marcus meme, meme
Stim Team T-Shirt
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Description: I am team captain and valedictorian.

Tags: autism awareness, autism humor, autistic, autistic humor, funny autism
Don't Drink From Me T-Shirt

Description: This is why all y'all have lead poisoning.

Tags: drink from hose, gadsden flag, garden hose, gen x, generation x
Skin And Bone T-Shirt
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Description: MØTHER, PLEÅSE.

Tags: black cat, cats, chonk, chonky, chonky cat
The Horrors Persist T-Shirt

Description: Anything to increase earnings

Tags: funny, shareholder value, shareholders, skeleton, the horrors persist but so do i
Date Night T-Shirt
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Description: IYKYK

Tags: gay, gay culture, gay pride, lesbian pride, lesbian pride flag
Queers Bash Back Now T-Shirt
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Description: Never again.

Tags: antifa, antifascist, bi, gay, gay pride
Iwishabitch Wood T-Shirt
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Description: Open 24/7/365

Tags: camping, hiking, national parks, outdoors, woods
Satanic Supper T-Shirt

Description: My unsafe food.

Tags: chicken nuggets, dino nuggets, dino nuggies, nuggies, satan
Handmaid's Rights T-Shirt
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Description: It wasn't supposed to be a manual

Tags: equality, feminism, feminist, handmaid, religion
Fuck Them Boats T-Shirt
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Description: Team orca

Tags: anticapitalist, eat the rich, killer whale, orca, sink the rich
No Gods, No Masters T-Shirt
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Description: No kings, no pastors.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, antifascist, fuck trump, leftist
The Holy FAFO T-Shirt
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Description: Blessed be

Tags: fuck around and find out, holy
History Book Machine T-Shirt
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Description: Kills 'em dead

Tags: books, history, history book, read, reading
Queer Comrades T-Shirt
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Description: Oh my god, they were comrades

Tags: bi, communism, communist, gay, lesbian
What A Time To Be Alive T-Shirt
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Description: (Derogatory)

Tags: dark humor, derogatory, millennial, rainbows, what a time to be alive
Gothicc T-Shirt
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Description: I like 'em thicc

Tags: cat, chonk, chonky, chonky cat, fat cat
God's Least Favorite Jester T-Shirt
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Description: Boy do I

Tags: born to jest, dark humor, funny, gods least favorite, jester blood
Deer In Me T-Shirt
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Description: Constantly.

Tags: dark humor, deer hunting, millennial
Democratic Party T-Shirt
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Description: They aren't going to save us.

Tags: democratic party, dnc, liberal, political, politics

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