the1249

Description: Let people know where you stand and that all Nazi bitches can suck on your fat dick.

Description: A cute skull and crossbone pattern.

Description: A cute Jack o lantern pattern.

Description: Just picture Lazlo Cravensworth yelling, “Bat!”

Description: A cute ghost pattern.

Description: The logo for the1249.

Description: Leave the guessing at home and let everyone know why you’re there.

Description: Take a look, Diane, it’s in the email.

Description: A cool peach design!

Description: It’s pears!

Description: He’s just a lil guy!

Description: Mr. Garvey is calling attendance, is Jim-O-thy here??

Description: That funny Moon Knight meme. WHERE’S MY GODDAMN MONEY? LOL.

Description: A Whose Line is it Anyway/Jesus crossover because , lol.

Description: Lady Liberty getting arrested at a No Kings march in NYC.

Description: Let people know you think you have a succulent ass.

Description: Let everyone know you have a grade A butt.

Description: PROTECT TRANS KIDS!

Description: Fuck ice!!!!!

Description: Self-explanatory. But, like, don’t tell me to smile.

Description: If you hate “Live Laugh Love” then “Live Laugh Throat Punch” is for you.

Description: An in your face anti Valentine’s Day inspired design.

Description: A fun anti Valentine’s Day inspired design.

Description: Shirts might need to be tucked in a bit for this to be funny.

Description: From the song Throw Some Ass by Sofi Tukker. This is my new mantra.

Description: THE perfect shirt to wear when wandering around stores, with no real plan.

Description: A calm and cool view of the galaxy!

Description: Holy fridge! It’s the crossover you didn’t know you needed!

Description: Baphomet is the OG goat.

Description: A woman wearing a chest harness with a bra underneath.

Description: An artsy take on a ball gag in someone's mouth.

Description: A woman with her wrists restrained behind her back with a torso and thigh harness.

Description: A woman in a torso restraint with her wrists attached to the back of her neck.

Description: Are you a good girl? Yes, sir.

Description: A man wearing a booty harness and underwear.

Description: A man wearing a torso harness.