TheCultureShack

Description: In my defense, I never claimed to be sane

Description: I'm not short, I'm fun sized

Description: I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying you're not right.

Description: I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Description: I'm not old I'm chronologically gifted

Description: I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Description: I'm not lazy. I'm just conserving my energy

Description: I'm not fat. I'm just big-boned and incredibly good at storing fat

Description: I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Description: I'm not a procrastinator I'm just really good at prioritizing

Description: I'm not a rebel, I'm just really good at standing up for what I believe in

Description: I'm not always the sharpest crayon in the box, but I'm pretty colorful.

Description: I'm not a rebel, I just march to the beat of my own drum

Description: I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a master of time management.

Description: I'm not a perfectionist, I'm a 'good enough'-ist.

Description: I'm not a perfectionist I just like things done a certain way

Description: I'm not a perfectionist, I just strive for excellence

Description: I'm not a multitasker, I'm just good at ignoring irrelevant stuff

Description: I'm not a morning person, I'm a'five more minutes' person

Description: I'm not a morning person, I just need more caffeine in my life

Description: I'm not a mess, I just have a unique organizational system

Description: I'm not a hoarder, I just have too many memories in my stuff

Description: I'm not a fan of reality, but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Description: I'm not a hoarder, I'm just sentimental about my stuff

Description: I'm not a failure, I'm just an experiment that didn't work out

Description: I'm not a control freak, I just like things to be done my way

Description: I'm not a control freak I just like things to be done my way

Description: I may be a terrible person but at least I don't have ugly feet

Description: I'm fluent in sarcasm

Description: In my defense, I was operating on minimal sleep.

Description: I have adult-onset personality disorder

Description: I have a personality you can't handle

Description: A design only worthy of a true SARM goblin.

Description: A shirt worthy only of a real SARM goblin.

Description: Send memes, always, send, memes.