thedarkskeptic

Description: Head on down to Bigfoot Tacos, for the biggest tacos North of the border! Prices so low and portions so big nobody will believe when you tell them about. Be sure to bring a camera to get a blurry photo with the big guy himself!

Description: Area 51 Fun Run, because they can't stop us all! Just be faster than the next guy!

Description: Want to learn to fly like the best pilots in the Universe? Want to run circles around billion dollar military aircraft? Sign up today!

Description: See the Giants of Inner Earth, the Nephilim! These Cannibalistic Abominations are a sight to behold!

Description: Visit Dulce Base in lovely Dulce, New Mexico! Bring the family to the underground, climate controlled Utopia/ongoing galactic battlefield. Proof Americans can turn ANYTHING into a tourist attraction.

Description: The pyramids didn't build themselves, buddy. After the government manufactured societal collapse, there's only one company ready to step in and get stuff done.

Description: The Illuminati wants you bah-ah-ah-ahd... Get it? This totally not-evil group of benevolent overlords just needs you to help the cause with a little C&O (comply & obey).

Description: Start the kids off young with a membership in the Junior Globalist Scouts, where they will learn skills such as market manipulation, oppression, and suppression!

Description: Wear this to the next meetup of Globalist Elites and be the talk of the town, or maybe the planet.

Description: C'mon! Be a Reptilian bootlicker and show your support for the ruling class. "Feed the crocodile and hope he eats you last."

Description: You know. They know you know. You might not know the whole creepy pyramid with an eyeball thing, but who cares, right? Show support before you are de-personed by the machine.

Description: Well kids, it's the end of the world as we know it... strap in and enjoy the ride.