theenvyofyourfriends

Description: Sexy sax to set the mood....enough said

Description: Dedicated to my sister Maria, who shows everyone that she is not disabled, but is fully ABLE!

Description: Sometimes there's an all out battle royale in your tummy! This shirt, in partnership with Gastrotees is dedicated to everyone battling a motility disorder!

Description: We couldn't believe it either!

Description: Sweet and delicious, this Yummy Mummy's ready to party this holiday season.

Description: Remember that one time at orchestra camp when you wished you could show off your love of deep sounds? Finally, an opportunity for all those musicians out there who want to proudly show off their musical, no treble talents without lugging around their big heavy axe.

Description: I just got out of prison, and I need to ketchup because love you from my head tomatoes.

Description: Is there a doctor in the house? Why yes, the Doctor sweeps and hurries hard to get in the house!

Description: 50% of the net proceeds will be donated to Ontario Hands and Voices - Ottawa Area chapter, a parent-driven, non-profit organization dedicated to supporting families with children who are Deaf or Hard of Hearing. The organization provides families with the resources, networks, and information they need to improve communication access and educational outcomes for their children, thus helping them reach their highest potential. This one's for you Makiya!

Description: Getting your priorities straight never looked or felt so good! Keep your face warm with your Decembeard Eat, drink and be hairy!

Description: "Ok everyone, let me see your jazz hands!" -Darryl Complete the look by ordering one size smaller

Description: The Big Apple has been waiting for you

Description: Hip to be square

Description: Hurry! Hurry Hard! Hard! HARD ON!

Description: Getting your priorities straight never looked or felt so good! Eat, drink and be hairy!

Description: Hipster Heisenberg is still one bad ass man!

Description: Another version of the original, with a mom, dad and son and a transparent background

Description: I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream....most of the times. Please note, this is the PG version of this design; a more vulgar, adult friendly version is also available with the same design.

Description: Hip to be square

Description: An artistic representation of the city of love, always in our hearts. #jesuischarlie

Description: Scott bought this shirt on the internet, and so can you. Come to think of it, all our #tshirts can be bought on the internet.... Mind. Blown

Description: Who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!?

Description: We know you look good, and you wear that lip sweater with pride!

Description: Because sometimes a simple hashtag will do

Description: We feel bad for Slick Rikk, really we do...trying to get through his truck presentation without stumbling his words. This shirt is sold on TeePublic and printed using class-leading technology...and stuff. #awkward

Description: Getting your priorities straight never looked or felt so good! Keep your face warm with your Decembeard Eat, drink and be hairy!

Description: I am the captain of this ship, curious hands and fingertips, day after day oh how I long for you like crazy

Description: The Bears are what we thought they were. They're what we thought they were. We played them in preseason — who the hell takes a third game of the preseason like it's bullshit? Bullshit! We played them in the third game — everybody played three quarters — the Bears are who we THOUGHT they were! That's why we took the damn field! Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let 'em off the hook!

Description: When you know, you know....

Description: I'm going to start working out, tomorrow

Description: Dedicated to all the lumbersexuals out there, and especially everyone else who loves them!

Description: I am who I am, and I really don't give a cluck what y'all think - Clucklemore

Description: Misheard lyrics from one of rock and roll's greatest tunes, this shirt is done dirt cheap

Description: Words of wisdom from Arthur the Pug

Description: Be my guest, be my guest, put my service to the test....