Bags
86/47 Bag
$24
Description: The bar is on the floor. And somehow it’s still too high. This design is a rejection of gerontocracy, cruelty-as-competence, and the endless recycling of broken people in positions of power. It’s not aspirational. It’s diagnostic. If this feels offensive, that’s probably worth sitting with.
Description: People chanting this for years never meant it. They meant it for everyone else. This design says the quiet part out loud: laws without consequences are propaganda. Power without accountability is a scam. If justice only flows downward, it isn’t justice at all. Enough theater. Enough immunity.
Description: Equal justice isn’t radical. Selective enforcement is. This design flips the script on years of bad-faith chants, weaponized law-and-order rhetoric, and performative outrage. If laws exist, they apply to everyone — especially the powerful. Anything else is corruption with better branding.
Lock Him up Bag
$24
Description: Democracy doesn’t do crowns. It does limits. This design rejects strongmen, dynasties, and the idea that anyone deserves unchecked power. No mythology. No reverence. Just accountability. Wear it as a refusal to normalize authoritarian cosplay.
NO KINGS Bag
$24
Description: Not a metaphor. Not subtle. This design is for people who are done normalizing corruption, chaos, and cult politics. It’s blunt because the situation is. You don’t owe anyone politeness when democracy’s on the line. Wear it as a verdict.
DUMP TRUMP Bag
$24