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So there are 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AHHH! ATALKING MUFFIN!" I like corny jokes.

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No, don't put me down for cardio.

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Home is where the heart is.

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So there are two whales in a bar....well, you get the joke. Cheesy jokes!!

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Dance through life…and the after life.

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“Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

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What's so great about dumb old Texas, anyway?

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Because I like skulls.

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This is my favorite tee shirt. And it can be yours, too!

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If Cinderella was a sailor and her sparrows were tattoos...

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...or else.

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A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of wellerism.

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This design is for my brother, Dylan. All artist's profits (20% of each shirt cost) will be donated to autism research and awareness in his name. Also available with design covering full chest.

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"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

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A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of wellerism.

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I wish I was this cool.

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Is it a landscape or a portrait? Maybe it's a poet-tree!

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My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. But since the grown-ups were not able to understand it, I made another drawing: I drew the inside of the boa constrictor, so that the grown-ups could see it clearly. They always need to have things explained.

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A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of wellerism.

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It's pretty good advice, if you ask me. Great for people who like tattoos, but are too chicken to get one.

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