Bowl of Surreal

Description: Get into the spooky spirit with a punny boooook!

Description: Get into the spooky spirit with these punny boooooks!

Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Description: Do you like puns, grammar, and reptiles? Then the Comma (comma, comma, comma, comma) Chameleon* is just right for you! *not to be confused with the Coma Chameleon

Description: Try your luck with the Get What You Get machine! No take-backsies and--spoiler alert--everyone gets the same thing in the end.

Description: No, don't put me down for cardio.

Description: “Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

Description: ...or else.