TheIspitar

Description: To ensure you don't offend your corporate overlords with a personality, it's important to share in Xmas cheer in a work appropriate manner while upholding capitalist values. With this 'Work Appropriate Xmas Shirt', you don't have to worry about incurring the wrath of the overly-zealous Karen in HR when trying to display your holiday cheer.

Description: Why should dogs be the only ones who get to have warning vests? With this shirt you can tell those around you that you don't wish to be touched, without having to yell it out in the middle of a busy restaurant!

Description: Why should dogs be the only ones who get to have warning vests? With this shirt you can tell those around you that you don't wish to be touched, without having to yell it out in the middle of a busy restaurant!

Description: Have you ever had trouble staying on groove? Does your drummer change tempo all the time? Is vocalist experimenting with polytonal music? Did the guitarist miss their cue? Then this is the product for you. With this shirt, you will always come in on time. Never miss a beat again, as you will always be in the pocket.

Description: Are you classified as human?