Her fluttering heart rips free of its cage, grasping at the nerves of her chest and pulling hard. That grasping heart lights aflame, igniting everything in her body to action. She snaps forward, pressing her lips to their target. And that girl, so unsure and so awkward, melted in the fire of her arsonist heart. With each shift of the lips and face, a bit more of the glacial dam gets chipped away. Floodwaters once held back find perch to drip from, and though they start to flow from the corners of her eyes, the dripping cannot quell the inferno. She turns her face back up to her love, all manners of different emotional signs dancing in circles around her head. Tears, laughter, blush, and whirling eyes. She lets out one more laugh... and vanishes.
Tags: simple, two-tone, vector, nerd, women
When the sun sets, darkness rises. Shadows creep to coat the realm, and creatures of fear and predation clamber from their lairs. That does not dismay me. I am not of the night, but I stand within it. I am not ruled by the moon and her phases, but revel in their portents. For the living things of the world fear me when that pale orb reaches her zenith, for I am the monster after midnight, and even nightmares quake at my passing.
Tags: two-tone, vector, horror, scary, monsters
In partnership with Bottled Tea Designs, The One True Hazard brings you a specialty shirt for all you awesome people who love to keep your days and nights organized and looking beautiful. You productive souls that keep creativity in your every penstroke: keep on planning. Bottled Tea Designs has you covered with a variety of adorable stickers that help you fill in and bullet your journals with a pizzazz that will keep you smiling. Now, you can be Plantastic, too! With this Bottled Tea designs... tee.
Tags: scrapbooking, crafting, planners, bullet-journals, stickers
Based off the first winner of the #HazardousRequest Instagram Contest, this sweet brew of a design Is exactly what you need when hitting your local Starbucks or favorite coffee joint. Ever feel like coffee isn't made for you, but you are made for coffee? The Mug Life has chosen you!
Tags: illustration, cute, humor, parody, hazard
The runes of the word Hazard can be translated to mean "By focus, I will find balance in the hardships, and protect what matters." These runes are bound together into the Endless Ladder Bindrune, representing the eternal struggle to reach one's true self. Encompasing the iconic Hebrew phrase Shalom, or "May you be in the center of God's will", and the Buddhist Namaste, or "I see the God in you", the Endless Ladder is a graphical mantra to ponder as you walk through your day.
Tags: art, graphic-design, buddhist, sanskrit, namaste
After the BSL was shuttered following the research debacle on SR388, many of its employees shifted into the private sector. Some, complete with data went to work for a decrepit bioengineering and entertainment corporation. Taking the famous trials of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter as an inspiration, the company crafted a theme park all around recreating her childhood and battle against the space pirates. It didn't go well.
Tags: vector, movies, video-game, comedy, ingen
When the blue box showed up in the courtyard, the little Ravenclaw student was intrigued. When he brought her inside, she was suspicious. He showed her realms beyond her books and imagination. That was the day she learned that there was more to the world than studies and magic. It was almost the day he lost his screwdriver.
Tags: doctor-who, companion, ravenclaw, ravenclawesome, hogwarts
Every fan of the Doctor knows that when our time-lord buddy has a major malfunction with his corporeal existence, he comes back in a whole new body. He's always dreamed of coming back as a red-head. This time... he came back as a stallion.
Tags: funny, parody, geek, mashup, doctor-who
The life of a companion is special. It’s filled with wonder, mystery, friendship, discovery… and running. Lots of running. Even then, it’s always fun to go off with the Doctor on new Adventures in Time. Follow the Doctor’s tenth incarnation alongside Donna Noble in this fun-filled shirt parodying the logo and characters of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Tags: catherine-tate, david-tennant, adventure-time, donna-noble, cartoon
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Working the night shift for security at Majora's Pizza can be a bit disturbing. Especially that Moon character... Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Tags: audioanimatronic, creepy, mashup, majora's mask, legend of zelda
You know you were just thinking it. "Yeah, I could totally go for a burrito right now, too!" That's the magic of this T-Shirt. Everyone you meet will suddenly have a craving for beans, cheese and rice in a soft, warm tortilla wrap! Wear it near your local taco palace and listen to the sheep bleat! BAAA-RITO! Remember, choose the right color for your subliminal modality! Creme and Light Blue make the words more difficult for the eyes to read, so they'll be reading really close and programming themselves all the more. Brown is very suggestive of a burrito, and will reinforce the message. Red is often seen by the subconscious before the conscious, and will worm their messages into the mind more quickly!
Tags: funny, text, burrito
We all know them, the person whose life is just SO TERRIBLE! They whine and complain about every little thing and think it's so edgy to wear black. They aren't just a drama queen. They're a trauma queen. Get them this shirt. They might un-friend you on Facebook. Then you won't have to hear their whining anymore...
Tags: trauma, emo, humor, grunge, funny
In a post-apocalyptic, water-logged planet Earth, liquid-based life forms called Inklings engage in turf wars for bragging rights. Discovering ancient figurines and video games, the Inklings have taken to styling themselves off the ancient heroes of bygone society. A heroine of time duels with a blue bomber wannabe, as a bounty-hunter-helmed squid gets the drop on them both. Its... SPLAT BROS!
Tags: super-smash-bros, splatoon, link, megaman, samus