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Description: He's got a sweet little face and absolutely no intention of behaving.

Description: Four little elves, one furious fruitcake, and not a crumb of Christmas cheer left in sight. This holiday menace has gone completely fruit loopy, and somebody's about to become a midnight snack.

Description: Jingle bells, tangled toys, and one tiny elf on the verge of a full-blown Christmas hissy fit.

Description: Looking a little worse for wear and still making hearts skip a beat. Zom's been six feet under, but apparently nobody told him dead men aren't supposed to look this dang good.

Description: Run, run, as fast as you can! This sugar-coated little menace has a sweet tooth for trouble and a whole crew of elves running for their jingle bell lives.

Description: Tall, dark, and drop-dead irresistible. Vance has a taste for trouble, a weakness for pretty necks, and centuries of experience making hearts race. Some bad boys just never die.

Description: Who says romance has to have a pulse?

Description: Twelve days of tinsel, tangled lights, and holiday hoopla. Somewhere between decking the halls and losing your marbles, the Christmas daze sets in.

Description: Leaves are falling, footballs are flying, and we're going balls deep into game day season.

Description: Campfire crackles, chilly nights, and a whole lotta doing absolutely nothing.

Description: A little chlorophyll, a lotta attitude, and absolutely no apologies for taking up space.

Description: A little sugar, a little sass, and a pout that speaks volumes without saying a daggone word.

Description: Whisper sweet nothings about rich soil, dirty hands, and getting down in the garden. A little dirt never hurt, especially when you're digging someone.

Description: The spirits are calling, my patience is fading, and somebody's about to get ghosted. Even the other side has its limits.

Description: Too much sunshine, too many wild ideas, and not a single fukleberry left for anybody's basic nonsense. Stay strange, stay colorful, and let your weird little light shine.

Description: Tall, dark, and dangerously thirsty. Serving looks, stealing hearts, and leaving a little love bite behind. Some red flags come with fangs.

Description: Cute as a button, sassy as a little spook, and absolutely refusing to cross over. This little boo has too much attitude to be sent packing.

Description: Too much color, too many ideas, and not nearly enough room for ordinary thinking. Keep your limits. I'll keep my imagination running wild.

Description: Bass in your bones, glitter in questionable places, and absolutely no intentions of rejoining polite society. Just another beautiful disaster on the festival circuit.

Description: All wrapped up and dressed to distress.

Description: A little bend, a little snap, and a whole lotta game day sass. Bringing the bows, breaking a few hearts, and making plays of our own.

Description: A little boo, a little bow, and a whole lotta adorable. Too cute to spook, too fabulous to disappear.

Description: Casting looks, breaking hearts, and causing a little supernatural trouble.

Description: Bringing flowers, bad intentions, and enough charm to rattle your bones.

Description: Wrapped up in trouble and looking mighty fine for a dead guy.

Description: Orange you glad it's pumpkin season? A little autumn sunshine, a whole lotta pumpkin picking, and fall vibes fresh off the vine.

Description: Growing wild, going fast, and not a brake pedal in sight. Sweet with a little rebellious streak.

Description: For dark souls, sharp tongues, and anyone who's officially run out of fukleberries to give.

Description: Sending strange little greetings from somewhere between the moon and the mushrooms.

Description: Love is dead, but the chemistry is alive and kicking. Who needs Prince Charming when you've got a big green hunk of electrifying trouble?

Description: Just a plant loving introvert trying to grow in peace without everybody's dook malook.

Description: A little hairy, a little scary, and a whole lotta trouble.

Description: Built different. Wired for trouble. Dangerously attractive and fully charged with bad boy energy. Who knew a monster could be such a dang heartbreaker?

Description: Making questionable decisions? Never. Consulting the moon first? Always.

Description: Just a groovy little ghost getting into the spirit of things. Good vibes, spooky nights, and a little supernatural boogie.

Description: Beautifully bizarre, unapologetically odd, and delightfully spooky.