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The road to hell is paved with... Card

Description: Like, really.

Tags: confusion, hell, road to hell, sayings

The road to hell is paved with... Card

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All That Glitters Has Glitter on It and It's Never Coming Off Card
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Description: So don't get your hopes up.

Tags: arts and crafts, crafting, funny, parenting
Experience and trauma are not the same thing. Card

Description: Try and remember that.

Tags: neurodivergent humor, neurodiversity, neurodiversity awareness, trauma
Brevity is Good Card
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Description: Yep.

Tags: literate, pithy, saying, smart

Brevity is Good Card

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Here's a Brick in Your Teeth! Card
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Description: Take that!

Tags: anger, brick, funny, rocks

Here's a Brick in Your Teeth! Card

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Werner Herzog on Chickens Card

Description: I can't disagree

Tags: bleak, dark humor, herzog, nihilism

Werner Herzog on Chickens Card

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Die Cry Hate - Live Laugh Love Parody Card
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Description: I mean why not ya know

Tags: karen, karens, live laugh love, parody design, parodys
I Have No One to Talk to About SWAT Kats Card
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Description: Wish I did though

Tags: 90s cartoons, 90s kid, cartoons, nostalgia
Deer Silhouette Card
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Description: No this is a totally different one.

Tags: deer artwork, deer hunting, deer illustration, humor, hunting

Deer Silhouette Card

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Hey, Man! Card
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Description: Hey, man, do you like going to the zoo?

Tags: flower children, hey all you cool cats and kittens, hey hey hey, hippie, hippie lifestyle

Hey, Man! Card

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This is My Magic Space Wand (K-pop Lightstick) Card
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Description: I spent too much on this dang thing

Tags: k pop, korean, kpop merch, kpop merchandise, lightstick
Make an Impact Card
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Description: Make an impact with this text which is in Impact.

Tags: meme, fonts, font humor, font, impact

Make an Impact Card

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Pigeon / Pigeoff Card
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Description: aw dangit

Tags: birds, pigeon, pigeons, punny, puns

Pigeon / Pigeoff Card

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That Lion Ain't Gonna Eat Me Card
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Description: Live and learn, I guess

Tags: animals, funny quote, lion, zoo

That Lion Ain't Gonna Eat Me Card

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The Birds are in Misery | Werner Herzog Quote Card

Description: Yet I love it. But I love it against my better judgment.

Tags: aguirre, cinema, fitzcarraldo, herzog, sad beige
I'm Going to Scream Card
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Description: I mean it

Tags: angry, anxiety, neurodivergent, neurodiversity

I'm Going to Scream Card

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I'm a One-Eyed Rock, Staring Into the Sun Card
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Description: like wow, man

Tags: hippie, psychedelic
Do you have what it takes for funnel cakes? Card
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Description: I bet you do

Tags: dessert, food, funnel cake, snacks, sugar
I Hate You So Much I Think I'm Forming a Pearl Somewhere Card
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Description: It doesn't feel great.

Tags: hate, hate you, hater, insult, insults
F*ck Cancer Mascots Card
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Description: Just what it says.

Tags: cancer, cancer awareness, cancer survivor

F*ck Cancer Mascots Card

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Le Poissant | Croissant Fish Card
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Description: Ooh la la

Tags: croissant, fish, french, french pun, funny pun

Le Poissant | Croissant Fish Card

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You Guessed It! Frank Stallone Card

Description: As always.

Tags: frank stallone, norm, snl, stand up comedy, weekend update

You Guessed It! Frank Stallone Card

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Today I'm Doing NAFTM Card
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Description: Just try and stop me.

Tags: hippie style, lazy, lazy day, nap, sleep

Today I'm Doing NAFTM Card

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Be Happy Card
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Description: I said do it.

Tags: adhd, antisocial, autistic, depression awareness, introvert

Be Happy Card

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I Hope Your Kidneys Turn Into Hedgehogs Card
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Description: I want you to know that.

Tags: animosity, dark humor, dislike, funny, hate
Dead Inside But Still Here Card

Description: No bones about it!

Tags: anxiety, black humor, dark humor, dead inside, depression

Dead Inside But Still Here Card

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I need a member of ATEEZ to spit in my face Card
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Description: oh boy

Tags: ateez band, ateez kpop, kpop, kpop funny, kpop memes
Let that sink in. | Pun Card
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Description: He's been out there for hours.

Tags: funnytee, humor, pun, puns and humor, puns are life

Let that sink in. | Pun Card

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The Goal Is Sewer Rat Energy Card
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Description: You can reach me at oh wait no you can't.

Tags: funny, laziness, lazy, lazy day, rot

The Goal Is Sewer Rat Energy Card

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IN: Instant Noodles Card
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Description: Real stays know.

Tags: kpop, kpop boy group, kpop idol, kpop lover, skz

IN: Instant Noodles Card

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I Hate That Man So Much I Have Laser Vision Card
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Description: If I see that man so help me.

Tags: angry, breakup, feminist, hate, hate that man
Hushabye Hill | Silent Hill Parody Card
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Description: Not a knockoff whatsoever.

Tags: game parody, horror, horror games, parody, playstation

Hushabye Hill | Silent Hill Parody Card

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You can lead a horse to water, but can you make it dance? Card
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Description: I'm not sure if you can.

Tags: funny, horse humor, horse jokes, horses, old art
Touch Your Hair if Bang Chan's a Clone! Card
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Description: I saw that.

Tags: kpop, kpop bands, kpop merch, skz merch, stray kids
Sure! I'll do it! I have no standards! Card
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Description: I mean just try me.

Tags: 50s ad, comedy, dark, dark comedy, dark humour
I Hate a Barnacle Card

Description: What did they ever do to you, man?

Tags: biology, darwin, darwinism, evolution, laboratory

I Hate a Barnacle Card

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