The Serving Times

Description: Represent!

Description: Because we will thrive without them!

Description: Get s head start on the next election cycle!

Description: Bustin' makes me good, just not when it's unions.

Description: Just chilling on the dock and jackin' it all day long!

Description: Okay, now FO

Description: The gravesite of satire. Things are so ridiculous on their own that it killed a longstanding art form. Rest in peace.

Description: I don't even need to check the back, I got 'em right here!

Description: lol, remember when we were essential?

Description: Orcas are our friends. Sink the yachts, eat the rich!

Description: A little more love and little less entitled bullcrap

Description: Hold the oligarchs, please.

Description: Bunch in the front, asking for the manager in the back. It's basically a reverse mullet.

Description: Because Capitalism is a shitty game you can't win.

Description: It's. Cardboard baler! Get it!?

Description: Sink to our depths and join the club!

Description: Represent!

Description: Buy it now before Disney sues me!

Description: It's just merchandise, calm down.

Description: Not affiliated with any Swedish furniture stores.

Description: Just some random words in a random font, no reason.

Description: It'll lick your dish clean!

Description: Show your solidarity for the upcoming general strike of 2028!

Description: Because your whites deserve it!

Description: It's that time of year, Karen!

Description: Friends don't let friends take keys.

Description: They've held back the English language for too long!

Description: Gotta be on that grindset, bro!

Description: It truly is the stupidest one in the entire multiverse

Description: The three words no CEO wants coming at them

Description: Busting is for nuts, NOT unions!

Description: Hungry Hungry Proletariats

Description: Put it on your laptop, I don't know!

Description: Ted Bundy is here for a speech

Description: Represent!

Description: Just because I always wanted a shirt with one houndstooth.