TheSlowMaxx

Unplug your tv!

To the waters and the wild! Folk vibes, inspired by the Yeats classic ‘The Stolen Child’, an old poem now in the public domain.

A tribute to all that’s great in the 2023 Game of the Year! Just a bunch of pals who are free to love whoever they choose.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? I will guide thy hand…

He’s sad because he needs two new tyres but has to wait till payday.

Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

It all starts with an innocent game of Snap… One for the tabletop gamers.

Nothing like a bit of bardic inspiration to get the juices flowing!

One can’t always be a gentleman!

You smell very delicious but I will not bite you!

Careful… I bite.

“I have witnessed far too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.” Slay like Bae’zel, girlboss.

I’d rather be chillin’ than illin’ but it gets me every time! Be kind to yourselves and channel your inner otter.

😮‍💨 Wear your chronic fatigue on your sleeve (or chest) and join the Always Tired Club!

Hands up if your tummy hurts! The possum feels your pain but she’s just been eating trash.

I prefer milestones but you do you!

If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard!

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Inspired by the incredible Selmers poem from Night in the Woods

The gulls are here and they are HANGRY.

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The hero we didn’t know we needed.

A thousand years have passed since the collapse of industrialised civilisation. A toxic jungle now spreads, threatening the survival of the last of the human race.

You’re travelling through another dimension - a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: The Twilight Zone!

‘Who needs someone telling you what to do all the time? You can do what you want, when you want, where you want.’

These people aren’t your friends.

Support your local Sea Thugs!

Inspired by the classic horror story

Sometimes life’s a bitch, then you keep living.

#colorwheelchallenge

I’m a total trash mammal and nothing is ever going to work out.

It’ll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn

Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I stole, and I robbed, and I kidnapped the President’s son and held him for ransom

Inspired by Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

The world had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted.