TheSuperAbsurdist

Description: Add some magic to your day with this cute unicorn girl. In glorious black and white.

Description: Add some magic to your day with this cute unicorn girl.

Description: This cute but creepy owl girl is waiting for you. In black and white!

Description: This cute but creepy owl girl is waiting for you.

Description: Another creepy cute face to get you through those bad days.

Description: A creepy cute face to get you through those bad days.

Description: You walked in on her changing, the least you could do is buy the shirt.

Description: Since no one can hear you scream in space, you can wear this cute shirt instead.

Description: Enjoy summer anytime with this bikini-clad girl with green hair.

Description: A cute mermaid with pink hair to brighten your day.

Description: I just like the idea of Bambi getting revenge on the hunter.

Description: Be the envy of all your friends and get my ugly retro cartoon mug on a shirt.

Description: "Hello friends. I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Yes. Vitameatavegamin. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. With Vitameatavegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big tablespoon after every meal. It’s so tasty, too: it tastes like candy. So why don’t you join the thousand of happy, peppy people and buy a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow? That’s Vitameatavegamin."

Description: "Hello friends. I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Yes. Vitameatavegamin. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. With Vitameatavegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big tablespoon after every meal. It’s so tasty, too: it tastes like candy. So why don’t you join the thousand of happy, peppy people and buy a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow? That’s Vitameatavegamin"

Description: A fun-loving wolf gal for you.

Description: A cute little devil girl here to tempt your soul.

Description: Her name comes from two classic lines found in older cartoons, "Watch out for that first steps, it's a doozy!" and "Watch out for that first step Mac, it's a lulu!"

Description: Doozy Lulu is an animated sex symbol of the 30s, 40s, and beyond!!!

Description: Communicate your passion with the way old cartoon characters probably did. A couple of cartoon gloves giving the ol' in and out hand gesture.